Hillary Clinton schoolmate claims she gave him

[MineralMan]

Cootie infection in fifth grade and plans a lawsuit. "I've never been the same since," claims Lester Terwilliger Johnson-Williams. "With one touch she ruined my life forever. Who wants a man with Clinton cooties, I ask you?"

Calls to Clinton regarding this accusation remain unanswered so far.

[Major Nikon]

1. ...

[USALiberal]

2. Meant for lounge? n/t

[Hortensis]

23. Think the lawsuit's meant just for the news cycle. It'll be dropped as soon

as the media move on to the next circus.

Now, having indulged, I agree with Major Nikon. Bail! Bail!

Bye.

[rurallib]

3. his parents should have had him vaccinated for cooties

besides, her name wasn't Clinton in the 5th grade - it was Rodham.

[guillaumeb]

4. Did Andy Borowitz give you this information?

[MineralMan]

15. Who?

Oh, wait...That hack?

[guillaumeb]

19. You do not like the Borowitz report?

[MineralMan]

20. Uh....

[guillaumeb]

21. I thought I noticed a smile on your avatar.

[SergeStorms]

28. Is there a link you can provide......

for this horse shit? It's customary.

[MineralMan]

31. Sure. Here's a link to the original source of this story:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029564208

[mcar]

5. I expect Trey Gowdy to call for investigations

And JPR will be on it too.

[FSogol]

7. Great minds think alike.

[mcar]

8. LOL!

[MineralMan]

13. No doubt.

[FSogol]

6. Tredy Gowdy has called for hearings....

[Madam45for2923]

10. T.Gowdy has proven to be one irrational cookie.

[Madam45for2923]

9. I agree MM! People going irrationally berserk. Glad she wrote this book at this time

so we can learn all there is to learn ahead of the next elections in 2018/2020.

[dalton99a]

11. I call on Hillary to confess, apologize, beg for forgiveness, and promise to never do it again

[DavidDvorkin]

12. That wouldn't have happened if only he'd kissed Bernie Sanders instead.

[MineralMan]

14. Right.

But he was already in high school then...

[JimGinPA]

16. Very Sad...

That you had to put a tag in this.

[MineralMan]

17. Sometimes, it's necessary.

More's the pity, too...

[revmclaren]

18. Can plagiarizing pastors still perform cootie exorcisms?

[MineralMan]

22. Only by appointment by the Pope,

I believe.

[TheBlackAdder]

24. He should have had those cootie shots... 4 pencil dots to form a square with one more in the middle.

[DavidDvorkin]

25. Cootie shots cause autism.

[shenmue]

26. Cooties is the worst

[spanone]

27. anyone who went to grade school in the fifties knows there's nothing worse...

than a dreaded cootie infestation....especially from a girl.

[MineralMan]

32. That's true. However, in the sixth grade, I figured out that

girls were going to be important to me at some point, so I intentionally allowed myself to be infected with cooties so I'd be immune to them once that point was reached. I let a precocious classmate girl kiss me, and received a large dose of cooties at that time. I never had cootie problems after that.

[spanone]

33. kind of like a cootie vaccination...wow, wish i'd known about that.

[MineralMan]

34. It worked really well, but was a little confusing at the time.

A couple of years later, though, I understood things better.

[George II]

29. Actually.............

He caught cooties from DWS.

(figured I needed double sarcasm for that one!)

[ProudLib72]

30. I swear MM

If this gets broadcast over infowars and tweeted by Flynn Jr. "The Clintons are running a cootie farm on Mars. They abduct young children, take them to their Mars colony, and infect them with cooties."