How to Decipher Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Gibberish

[G_j]

http://www.playboy.com/articles/sarah-huckabee-sanders-gibberish

By Brian Karem

September 6, 2017




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These are just a few of the stock statements Sanders has ready at a moment’s notice to avoid answering questions. She’s also been known to offer a snarky comment about the media and add a wry smile for her boss, who is always watching. Some of us remain convinced she carries these statements with her to the podium in a notebook, while others believe she practices by speaking them out loud in front of a mirror for an hour each day as if they are magic incantations.

Here are the 20 most common ways she answers questions, in no particular order:


“He loves people.” Sanders says this when she wants people to understand how caring the president is during times of a natural disaster—or a Nazi march in Virginia.

“Won’t get into the back and forth of it.” Sanders says this whenever someone else in government says something contrary to the official marching orders of the White House.

“The situation is ongoing.” She says this when she doesn’t want to address an ongoing situation. Of course, most situations the White House deals with are “ongoing.” If they’re completed actions in the past, that would be history, not news.

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[question everything]

1. Self defense

whatever she will say, the next day he will counter her with a twit, or something. So might as well hedge.. and keep her job.

[G_j]

4. obliqueness

the fine art of communicating abstruse nothingness

[Grassy Knoll]

2. Just Look What Trump Is Doing For The Woman's Movement...

....So Diverse, And Don't Forget Black Sheriff Clarke..

...The Greatest Swell Guy President In History.

[Angry Dragon]

3. saw her on the View with daddy ............ made me want to puke

I feel better now

[Javaman]

5. I quote Upton Sinclair to explain it....

(paraphrasing)

"it is difficult to get a person to understand something when their salary depends upon them not understanding it".