Breaking: Trump pledges to claim that he'll donate $1M for Irma recovery

[Orrex]

Source: United WorldNews Daily

[bagelsforbreakfast]

1. haven't they checked his previous pledges...

Easy to pledge, but check back in a year to see if he actually PAID!

[Ms. Toad]

6. No one he claims yo have donated to post-Harvey

Will confirm or deny his donations.

[ProfessorGAC]

2. With $900k Earmarked for Mar A Lago

Just wait.

[rufus dog]

4. that is bullshit

He will earmark 900k in return for 9 million for Mar a Lago

[ProfessorGAC]

7. OK, You Got Me!

Now, why didn't i think of that?

[rufus dog]

8. we are both delusional

He ain't giving jack shit and will take 9 million plus.

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Oh, I Dunno

Look at all those campaign promises kept. Oh wait. . .

[cyclonefence]

3. Oh c'mon Donald you're killing me

[Imperialism Inc.]

5. LOL

I hereby make a solemn pledge to claim I made a $3M donation . Top that orange man!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. I believe you read that wrong.

It was actually "Trump pledges to want to hope to claim that he'll think about donating $1M for Irma recovery."

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

11. Or, maybe,

"Trump pledges to make us think he actually gave $1M for Irma recover."