As a Pastafarian, I find the constant references to "spaghetti models" highly offensive. Any

[Atticus]

suggestion that the FSM is in any way responsible for Irma is---DEPLORABLE!

[Ohiya]

1. Wow!

You're saucy!

[Atticus]

23. You have me confused with Al Dentay. He wants to legalize marinara. nt

[Sugar Smack]

40. Ohiya was buttering you up.

[sharp_stick]

2. rAmen

What is the Pastafarian equivalent to a Jihad I wonder?

[underpants]

6. Paleo diet

rAmen!

[sazemisery]

12. ROFL

[MineralMan]

3. Say, is that a meatball? Do you mind?

[sprinkleeninow]

17. Thatsa spicey meata balla! no text

[PoliticAverse]

4. People who wear colanders on their head just don't get any respect. n/t

[cyclonefence]

5. The eye of Irma

from NASA:

[MineralMan]

7. OMG! It's a pastamiracle!

[underpants]

8. Oh. Uh-uh!

[jberryhill]

9. Tough. I like the spaghetti models

[Kleveland]

29. I like this pic justa' little too much....

Don't know what else to say!

[yagotme]

10. I'd ravioli discuss something else. n/t

[QC]

11. Plus everybody gives the Italians credit for pasta but

the Chinese really invented it.

This is cultural appropriation most foul!

[shenmue]

13. I had penne with lunch. Is it okay to use butter?

[madinmaryland]

30. A penne for your thoughts?

[defacto7]

35. Just don't pronounce it like most non-Italian

servers do. It's pronounced with a double "n" pennnne, not pene. When the server says the special is Pene Diavolo I tend to laugh out loud at the mental image. That means "Penis of Satan" or "hot and spicy penis"

[klook]

14. Use your noodle, man! It's science, not religion!

Try to calm down, smoke some marinara or something.

[HipChick]

15. It's Orzo....can figure out if it is rice or pasta...mixed

[jberryhill]

16. .

[Saboburns]

18. R'amen Brother

Plus, the world clearly needs more Pirates!!

[sprinkleeninow]

20. Pilates? After ettin' all them pasta. 😋

[sprinkleeninow]

19. Cereal-ly, it ain't nice casting asparagus.

[sprinkleeninow]

22. I confess. I'm quilty11!!1!!

[Binkie The Clown]

21. That just verifies that the hurricane is an "act of god".

Take it as homage to His Noodly Goodness.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

24. Many people say....the FBM is responsible!

Flying Bullshit Monster, otherwise known as the Great Orange One.

[Atticus]

25. AKA:. "parvus manus". nt

[KY_EnviroGuy]

36. Tiny Hands? Sorry, don't know Pastafarian Latin very well!

Heard another rumor that Pastafarians are donating 100,000 colanders for head protection in the hurricane zone. Good way to reach out to potential converts, as well.

I'm going to Pastafarian Hell if I don't stop this shit.

[LiberalLovinLug]

26. This thread is so cheezy

[DemoTex]

27. But it makes for a tasty map!

[madinmaryland]

31. So I guess we'll have pasta on Muellarmas!!

[byronius]

28. Well done, well done.

[RhodeIslandOne]

32. Hurricane Chef Boy-R-Dee is gonna suck n/m

[lindysalsagal]

33. Not to mention: the Comb of Uncertainty...

[yortsed snacilbuper]

34. Our saucer which art in a colander,

draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

37. Don't forget three Hail Marinaras! nt

[OnDoutside]

38. Would it be wrong to say... SUCK IT UP !!! ??? ....

[blogslut]

39. This thread is FU-silli

[Skittles]

41. are you really a Pastafarian?

I want to know one of those folk in real life!

[Warren DeMontague]

42. Seriously. Fuck Hurricanes.

Beer Volcano, now we're talkin'.