It had to be done.

[mac56]

This morning on FB some Trump-loving douchenozzle called me out with this statement:

“I love the career politicians’ dislike of Trump, because he isn't part of the good old boys’ club of lifetime politicians.”

Well, of course I just couldn’t let that go. My response:

“Yeah. And I love the career heart surgeons' dislike of Fumbles Magoo, because he isn't part of the good old boys’ club of actually qualified physicians.

I love the career airline pilots' dislike of Crash Hanrahan, because he isn't part of the good old boys’ club of actually qualified aviators.

I love the career investment bankers' dislike of Shifty Ponzoni, because he isn't part of the good old boys’ club of actually qualified investors.

And I love the career American politicians' dislike of Ivan Beatanov, because he isn't part of the good old boys’ club of actually qualified US government employees.”

[dalton99a]

1. Betcha they always use unlicensed plumbers and electricians

They're the best. And mechanics who can't tell an alternator from an oxygen sensor

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

2. "Betcha they always use unlicensed plumbers and electricians"

I hope so. I worked with a guy, years ago, who went that route on a home remodel. Close to completion, the inspectors somehow got onto him. Made him rip everything out, fined him triple what the permits would have cost plus made him get new permits.

[AllyCat]

9. they are working on getting unlicensed teachers here in Wisconsin

Who needs edumacation to teach kids? Those kids! They'll believe anything.

[lastlib]

18. (spelling errer--it's 'edjimicashun'.)

you must be one of them cosmopolitan elitists.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

3. I Ain't Goin' To No Fancy Dentist With All His Fancy DEGREES

Cletus has a panel van, a jug of moonshine, and a pair of plyers. The Nanny State is just trying to shut him down because he isn't a part of their good ol' boys network. More Big Government interfering in our lives.

[Iggo]

4. A billionaire who's not a member of the good old boys club?

Seriously?

[Saviolo]

11. Yeah, this right here

The leap of imagination it takes to believe that Trump hasn't been in tight and close with politicians for years and years and years. He's even admitted to buying politicians and how proud of it he is. Just be cause he's "not a politician" doesn't mean he's not in the club. Club owners like the Mercers, the Kochs, etc... don't put their name above the door. Makes more business sense for them to keep their filthy money deep in undisclosed superPACs.

[lastlib]

19. Well, he SAYS he's a billionaire...! I believe him, don't you?

It's all right there on his tax returns (that no one has ever seen.)

[Iggo]

20. They believe he is.

[n2doc]

5. But Trump just LOVEs to work with career pols Pelosi and Schumer when he wants stuff done!

Tell those read hats that one next time

[Maven]

6. "Shifty Ponzoni"

[NurseJackie]

7. Well done, you! (Love the names!)

[TNNurse]

8. Had not smiled much today

thanks for the giggle.

[calimary]

10. MAN, this is GREAT!

Yeah! Screw that doctor with all the fancy-ass paper degrees. The mechanic down the street is just as good for removing this tumor I have... One good yank with the nice firm grip on his wrench and I'm all better!

THANK YOU for writing that up, posting it, and then sharing it here! It's terrific! Mind if I borrow it?

[Louis1895]

12. I yearn for the day when you could go to your barber...

...and for your surgery and dentistry needs.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

15. I remember those days.

They would burn off warts and pull teeth.

Nowadays, barbers won't even give you a shave!

[mac56]

13. please do!

[PJMcK]

16. Really?!

One cannot use a wrench to remove a tumor. One must use a needle-nose pliers. Everyone knows that.

A wrench has no use in anatomy. A power drill, on the other hand, has many medical uses.

[Initech]

14. Nice!

[oasis]

17. Zing!