Limbaugh flees:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[gratuitous]

1. A blessing, that

Not much that Rush does is done quietly, so, you know, thank God for small favors.

[underpants]

2. I wonder if he made plans for his staff

[n2doc]

3. They should warn the people living where he is going to

Especially those with young children.

[Big_K]

24. I guess he can't go down to one of those Caribbean islands...

Where he went for sex with children. Allegedly.

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[AJT]

4. If you read the transcript he doesn't say he's evacuating, he hints at being threatened

"May as well… announce this. I’m not going to get into details because of the security nature of things, but it turns out that we will not be able to do the program here tomorrow,” Limbaugh said Thursday. “We’ll be on the air next week, folks, from parts unknown.”

[hunter]

6. Irma's like all Limbaugh's women.

He 'dissed her and now she's coming after him.

This isn't his first rodeo.

Like Trump, it's all about himself and saving his own ass.

He doesn't really care about anyone else.

The hurricane is after him, personally.

That's why he's going to disguise himself and run, without honor, without shame.

[progressoid]

17. Of course. Typical weasel words from him.

He can't actually tell the truth. It goes against his nature.

[longship]

5. Somebody please unplug his cochlear implant!

Or, do something to interfere with it.

Myself, I would pipe continuous FDR speeches to it. Or JFK. Or -- horrors for Rush -- Big Dawg. Better, maybe using those Clockwork Orange eyelid prongs, a continuous looping Al Gore, An Inconvenient Truth.

[DFW]

9. That must be the "cock-yoo-ler" implant that Bush was singing about....

[PJMcK]

7. BREAKING NEWS!!!

Limbaugh is a hypocritical jackass!

Details at 11:00.

[MineralMan]

8. But of course...

Remember: Rush Limbaugh is just an entertainer. He has said so himself.

[Hoyt]

10. Despise Limbaugh, but his remaining listeners more. They are the most ignorant of white wingers.

[Crunchy Frog]

11. If he evacuated South Florida

that's already a major disaster right there. I doubt it would be quiet either.

[Gothmog]

12. LOL

[Sneederbunk]

13. A caravan of vehicles needed to carry the Oxycontin.

[ProudLib72]

14. You've misspelled the title

Should be "Limbaugh Fleas"

A flea and fly in a flue
Were stuck so what could they do?
Said the flea 'let us fly'
Said the fly 'let us flee'
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

I wish Limpballs was stuck in a flue with the water rising.

[ancianita]

15. Fat fucks and their fakeasss news.

[xxqqqzme]

16. On whose private jet?

n/t

[IronLionZion]

18. limp balls thinks Irma needs to learn her place, not be too uppity

she's gotten too big for her britches and is coming after him like a raging feminazi

blood coming out of her wherever

[Aviation Pro]

19. Why do you need security, fatass?

I thought you were a tough guy, tubby.

[freddyvh]

20. he is evacuating?

from costa rica?

oh that's just another rush lie

[trueblue2007]

21. HOPE HE LOSES EVERYTHING

God is telling me i'm BAD but in this instance, i am not listening to him. I'm sorry Jesus but this man is evil.

[Oneironaut]

22. lol He's claiming it's because the Liberals are threatening him.

What a total fraud!

[Flaleftist]

23. Lol. And what is his explanation for Rick Scott and Trump going along

with this "hoax"?

[Madam45for2923]

25. I hope people did not listen to him. Hope they evacuated.

[Turbineguy]

26. Cuz you just never know

when those evil lubruls are wrong.

Maybe a bunch of his dittoheads are staying behind, having listened to him.