"You say 'tomato' and I say 'testicular cancer.'" Come CAPTION The Trumpets, Donald and Melania!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Not even a cuddle?" )Trump is shouting: "What? . . . A nuclear holocaust? . . . That's what I thought you asked. . . . Well, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?

Melania ("I always have an extra tissue" ) Trump is thinking : "I don't care what he says, I still won't let him touch me."

[Thomas Hurt]

1. Hey Kelly! Melania is walking in front of me again!

[skip fox]

4. Lovely. This works on several levels!

1. He's irritated by such things.

2. He's too weak to do anything about it.

3. Melania won't listen to him.

4. So he does the only thing he can do: cry to Kelly, hoping Melania will listen to him.

Each is a laughing matter. Together, they act as a seamless whole, channeling the humor of all four realizations, aware tht the smart reader will feel the thrust of at least 2, probably 3.

I'm impressed.

[enough]

2. When and where was this taken? NT

[skip fox]

5. Don't know. Grabbed off web.

I usually try to be more current, and I think this was within the week.

[HipChick]

3. She has his by the balls...He needs a wife for photo-ops

while he plays with Hope Hicks...

[CatMor]

6. Does he ever keep his big mouth shut?

[dembotoz]

7. She farted. I can smell it

[Bayard]

8. My tiny hands!

I can't reach her!

[underpants]

9. What do I have to do to put YOU in this fantastic model TODAY?!

[underpants]

10. As Donald tries to catch flies Melania returns to her daily introspection on the meaning of life

[skip fox]

11. Sweet!

Like CAPTIONing the moment!