Representative Dave Trott retiring (Michigan's 11th district)

[PatsFan87]

This district went to Trump 50-45 and Romney 52-47.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/11/dave-trott-michigan-no-reelection-242556

[gratuitous]

1. Did you hear about the political party that got everything it wanted?

They began dropping out of government. I guess being a boil on the political buttocks of America is a lot more fun than actually having to do your job, now that you hold the House, the Senate, and the White House. People start expecting you to do stuff, and that's no fun. Can't we just go back to going on Fox and complaining about how mean the Democrats are? What do you mean, where's the annual budget? Isn't that horrid black man still in the White House, stopping us from doing all the swell stuff we promised? He's not? Well, what are we supposed to do now?