Denny's craptastic new mascot has inspired some pretty good poop jokes

[underpants]

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[dalton99a]

1. Marketing genius

[ProgressiveValue]

6. Reminds me of Nothing To Lose:

[dalton99a]

9. Good one!

[joeybee12]

2. Amazing that somebody got paid to design that. Nt

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. Think about it this way.....

Not only did someone get paid to design that, that person walked into a room full of people who likely got paid more, and said "How's this?"......


and they all WENT FOR IT!

[joeybee12]

19. That's not amazing

That's scary!

[SharonClark]

3. Yikes! That is awful.

[Lee Adama]

4. It's Mr. Hanky's cousin, Mr. Dinky the Denny's Poo!

[underpants]

5. LOL

[Lee Adama]

7. Hiiiiiiiidy HO!

[Demtexan]

12. Damn

Now I have that stupid song in my head from South Park.

[Initech]

15. Who's hungry???

[Amishman]

8. I'd say it's working, tons of free publicity

We saw it with Trump during the election, there is no such thing as bad publicity

[bullwinkle428]

10. Move over, Spongmonkeys - America has a new champion of

horrible fast-food marketing decisions!



FWIW, I found the Spongmonkeys entertaining...

[Codeine]

11. I loved those commercials.

OTOH, they still never got me to actually try Quiznos, so. . .

[nolabear]

16. I had a love/horrified thing for Spong Monkeys.

They were early internet virals.

[NickB79]

20. I worked at a Quiznos when that came out.

I shit you not, an old lady CHEWED ME OUT about how disgusting those sponge monkeys were. She likened then to roadkill (she wasn't really wrong on that point). She literally held up the line to give me a piece of her mind. And here I am, a sandwich stuffer making $7/hr like "Do I look like the marketing genius who came up with these?"

[get the red out]

13. I just laughed

Until there were literally tears coming out of my eyes.

[El Mimbreno]

14. Someone PLEASE photoshop...

a trump hairdo in place of the hat.

[GoCubsGo]

17. At first I thought that said "Donny's."

And, I wondered what kind of mascot pResident Baby Hands concocted. Or, if he got some kind of pet. Then I saw the Denny's mascot, and realized that it's still appropriate.

I think it's time for glasses...

[dawg]

21. What the hell is it supposed to be other than a turd?

A sausage link?

[underpants]

23. Yep

[Awsi Dooger]

22. Male deposits are not as cylindrical or dainty

That's how it passed through the room.

Nobody would mistake that for one of my toilet-clogging offerings.

Heck, that thing would lounge inside me for 3 days.

[dawg]

24. TMI, bro.