Here in Texas, I nearly drowned in the flood. The turbulence and the downpour were frightening.

[Bucky]

Maybe I shouldn't have been hiding under Ted Cruz's desk

[marybourg]

1. Are any of these sentences true?

If the first two are, then I guess you're entitled to make the joke in the third one. And in that case, please excuse my suspicion; there's been so much sophomoric crap posted here lately

I they aren't, then the whole post is in bad taste. Some of us still are not sure about the safety of loved ones.

[ornotna]

2. Well, that was a bit ham fisted

[dembotoz]

3. lol