HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » In Stunning New Deal with...

Fri Sep 15, 2017, 11:03 AM

In Stunning New Deal with Democrats, Trump Agrees to Be Impeached



By Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his most stunning deal yet with Democratic leaders, Donald Trump agreed on Friday to be impeached by the end of 2017.

Emerging from an Oval Office meeting with Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, a beaming Trump touted the deal for his imminent removal from office.

“Chuck and Nancy and I got a deal done on impeachment,” Trump said. “It was a good deal and it was a fast deal.”

Trump said that the Democrats had convinced him that agreeing to be impeached would make him soar in popularity. “People are going to love me for doing this,” Trump said. “They’re going to love it on all the channels.”

In a barb aimed at House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Trump said that the impeachment agreement was something he “never could have gotten done” with the Republican leadership.

.....................

8 replies, 1908 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 8 replies Author Time Post
Reply In Stunning New Deal with Democrats, Trump Agrees to Be Impeached (Original post)
L. Coyote Sep 2017 OP
Gothmog Sep 2017 #1
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2017 #2
Rhiannon12866 Sep 2017 #3
GopherGal Sep 2017 #4
L. Coyote Sep 2017 #5
Impeach Trump Sep 2017 #6
sarisataka Sep 2017 #7
UTUSN Sep 2017 #8

Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Fri Sep 15, 2017, 12:03 PM

1. I love good satire

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Fri Sep 15, 2017, 08:09 PM

2. Lock him up

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Sat Sep 16, 2017, 03:00 AM

3. "People are going to love me for doing this... "

It's worth a try!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 16, 2017, 09:58 AM

4. Imagine the Ratings! (nt)

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to GopherGal (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 16, 2017, 10:26 AM

5. Trump could well be the most popular impeached President ever!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Sat Sep 16, 2017, 11:06 AM

6. Love me some Andy Borowitz!

 

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Sat Sep 16, 2017, 11:10 AM

7. We can dream...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Sat Sep 16, 2017, 11:40 AM

8. Bwah-HAH!1

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread