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Fri Sep 15, 2017, 11:44 AM

In Stunning New Deal with Democrats, Trump Agrees to Be Impeached

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his most stunning deal yet with Democratic leaders, Donald Trump agreed on Friday to be impeached by the end of 2017.

Emerging from an Oval Office meeting with Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, a beaming Trump touted the deal for his imminent removal from office.

“Chuck and Nancy and I got a deal done on impeachment,” Trump said. “It was a good deal and it was a fast deal.”

Trump said that the Democrats had convinced him that agreeing to be impeached would make him soar in popularity. “People are going to love me for doing this,” Trump said. “They’re going to love it on all the channels.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/in-stunning-new-deal-with-democrats-trump-agrees-to-be-impeached

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Zorro Sep 2017 OP
Wounded Bear Sep 2017 #1
Stuart G Sep 2017 #2
grantcart Sep 2017 #3
John_Doe80004 Sep 2017 #4
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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Sep 15, 2017, 11:45 AM

1. You're gonna get a lot of hopeful clicks on this one...



Andy does it again.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Sep 15, 2017, 11:46 AM

2. If only this were true.....it ain't..........

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Fri Sep 15, 2017, 11:47 AM

3. We have to call him Your Highness but he is gone

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Sep 15, 2017, 11:49 AM

4. talk about from frying pan to fire!!!

get rid of trump we get pence, get rid of pence we get Ryan!!! it only gets progressively worse.

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Fri Sep 15, 2017, 12:02 PM

5. I love good satire

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