Random nonsense post about Sheriff David Clarke

[LuckyCharms]

I'm coming down off an exercise buzz and getting ready to jump into the shower.

I just had a serious laughing attack that took my breath away for a few moments.

This Clarke guy just popped into my head and I started thinking about those fake medals he pins on himself...like something a little kid would do.

I guess I never really thought about it too much, but if you do make the mistake of actually thinking about the implications of that, you may kill yourself will howling laughter.

It amazes me that Trump somehow managed to associate himself with the most terrible people in the world. Every one of his "people" is as fucked-up as a football bat.

[underpants]

1. Oh you'll love this.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=9597576

[LuckyCharms]

2. I think that post is why I started thinking about him...

[left-of-center2012]

3. Heres what the pins that Sheriff Clarke wears actually mean

I think the only one he's missing is a Ronald McDonald pin.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/05/26/heres-what-the-pins-that-sheriff-clarke-wears-actually-mean/?utm_term=.8b37a69cc06e

[NurseJackie]

4. Could it be a sexual fetish? Either his own, or he's indulging someone else's fetish?

[procon]

6. Weak little man. He looks like an insecure clown with all that claptrap pinned on.

When he was a preschooler my little brother used to collect agricultural inspection tags, little round metal tabs that were attached to meats, bags of produce, cheese and so forth backl in the day. He stuck the metal clips to his t-shirt until mom noticed his 'badges' made holes, so then he asked for suspenders (I know, weird kid, but he grew up to be a fireman and he still uses suspenders) just to display all his bling, and he had a lot more than this showboater.

[ret5hd]

7. He missed his calling:

[Baconator]

5. I'm at the school he plagiarized his thesis at...

He is the 'go to' example of an idiot by almost every teacher.

Good times...

[onethatcares]

8. reminds me of a bikers vest

but even they have a certain order in which they sew their patches on. Not just a mish mash stick it here kind of metal embroidery.

[ProudLib72]

9. It's really too bad Ghaddfi is gone

tRump would have loved dealing with the man with the medals.