Lifting 5.5 lbs. the "hard" way - A true dumbbell

[packman]

Firefighters in a German city said it took about three hours to free a man who had "a very sensitive part of the body" stuck in the center hole of a dumbbell weight.

The Feuerwehr Worms Fire Department said in a Facebook post that firefighters responded Friday to a hospital in the appropriately named city of Worms after a man at a local gym ended up with a dumbbell disc stuck around his penis.

The firefighters said it took them about three hours to break through the 5.5-pound weight using tools including a grinder and a hydraulic saw.






https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/09/18/Firefighters-cut-through-dumbbell-weight-to-free-male-organ/2501505744017/?spt=slh&or=5

[Kaleva]

1. Florida man evacuated all the way to Germany?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. At least it didn't last four hours. NT

[underpants]

3. Yeah, they would've had to call a doctor

[underpants]

4. The world championships are in a few months

[packman]

5. Maybe there is a new Olympic event we haven't heard of

Penis Lift - He was trying for the gold

[Hoyt]

6. Don't take Viagra when you are in a sweaty gym.

[rurallib]

7. Must've been told "do not try this at home" so he went to a gym?

[Kaleva]

8. Gym at fault for not having "DO NOT FUCK" signs on weights

[SharonAnn]

9. I've long said that some men spend their life looking at holes and wondering

if their penis would fit in it.

One local story here was a man who tried this with a glass topped patio table and got stuck in the umbrella hole.

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. One of the local Einsteins got his stuck in a Coke bottle.

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but according to reliable sources, it happened.

The local constabulary, not being given to suffering fools gladly, took the direct approach -- they got a hammer and broke the bottle. Then they got a ball peen hammer and broke the neck of the bottle, which is where the problem was.

There was no inspiring "Hi Yo, Silver!" as they rode out of sight. Instead, Einstein was treated to the parting words of one of the deputies: "Don't ever call us again, dumbass!"

[pansypoo53219]

10. no cold shower?

[aikoaiko]

11. Lifting weights with your penis is highly recommended for....

....just kidding. It is not really recommended for anything.

[Kaleva]

13. A wet washcloth is recommended for doing penis lifts.

[Initech]

12. Was he practicing for Cock Magic?

[Stuart G]

14. This is clearly..."the dumbest thing I have seen on the internet"

....Dumb...Idiot...etc...

[JoeStuckInOH]

16. Hey watch this, Hold Mein Bier.

[TeamPooka]

17. Dat member almost became dismembered.