Mueller Rents Giant Warehouse to Store Evidence Against Trump

[L. Coyote]

Mueller Rents Giant Warehouse to Store Evidence Against Trump
By Andy Borowitz -- 10:45 A.M.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Robert Mueller is renting a massive warehouse facility in suburban Virginia to accommodate the approximately forty cubic tons of evidence against Donald Trump that the independent counsel’s investigation is generating on a daily basis.

Employing over two thousand workers in a warehouse the size of seven football fields, the Mueller investigation has become ...............

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[FSogol]

1. K & R.

[BigmanPigman]

2. "We're gonna need a bigger boat" and prison.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. You do know Borowitz is satire, right?

[L. Coyote]

7. Is that why it says satire at the top of the web page?

You know I'm using satire above, right?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. My remark was directed toward the rest of the thread

(a general "you," not a specific "you" ), and in particular to those who might reach a conclusion about an article without actually clicking on the link and reading it.

[L. Coyote]

12. Mine was taking advantage of the opportunity to add satire to satire.

[Baconator]

4. ... and a B-52 'mistakenly' drops a MOAB on it...

Oops...

[pbmus]

5. The hard drives needed to hold the Big Cons lies

Are getting bigger and biggly

[barbtries]

6. OMG i was 100% believing this

i was actually going to post that it shouldn't be disclosed where it is since it will be torched for sure!

[L. Coyote]

8. Politics under Trump is the point where satire and news became too blurred.

[barbtries]

13. it's a farce

that is a tragedy. surreal.

[cloudbase]

9. Cubic tons, eh? n/t

[heaven05]

10. warehousegate????

coming up? And with all that 'evidence' how long for a solid substantial case against? 4 years, 8 years.....I feel stonewalls forming.

[jmowreader]

14. Oh come now

Why do you think the NSA built that huge data center in Utah? It's not because they need to store anything nefarious; it's that there has to be SOME place big enough to hold all the data from investigating a crooked president, and NSA had enough money to build it.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. Good satire always has a ring of believablity.