Will Jose mash up the Con's NYC plans tomorrow?

[malaise]

Come in DUers

[Afromania]

1. If only Jose could spawn a localized shoenado.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Or a sharknado.

[Afromania]

3. The poor sharks don't deserve such a tasteless and utterly vulgar meal.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Everyone has a bad meal now and then.

Makes us appreciate the good ones all the more.

[jberryhill]

4. Not unless they are planning to swim off Long Island

High surf, rip tides, and some rain bands are all that's going to happen.

[Not Ruth]

5. Fish storm, might rain out the Yanks though

And of course the folks on Dune Road

[Achilleaze]

6. Perfect opportunity to tell more lies about climate change

Drill republican baby drill down into the core of insanity and deceit.