How about a tasteless commercial -

[packman]

?t=52

First person who admits they had one gets a tip-of-the-hat

[Thomas Hurt]

1. I bet Trump had one of these....

in gold, of course.

[sarisataka]

2. Never had the putter

But I am interested in getting a Squatty Potty

[Binkie The Clown]

5. I read something by a proctologist who said...

Squatty Potty doesn't help. He said just bend forward with your chest on your knees when you poop, and that is supposed to straighten out the kink in your colon much better.
I wish I could remember where I saw that. It was actually pretty interesting, with X-rays and everything, but alas, the memory is the first thing to go when your my age.

[jberryhill]

8. Just lean forward

Raising your feet is irrelevant. You get the same hip angle for free simply by leaning forward.

[Thor_MN]

3. Uh, "muscle memory" might work in unintended ways here...

It could explain why 45 looks like he is wearing Depends on the golf course, though...

[democratisphere]

4. What about the optional ball washer to keep "it" clean?

[ProudLib72]

6. Thanks a lot

I just had to order a Potty Putter, a Squatty Potty, and a bidet. I may never leave my bathroom again, and it's all due to you guys.

[xor]

7. I forgot about those commercials. Late 90's and early 2000's, right?