A drinking game (yes, at 9:30 in the morning) for Donald Trump's address to the UN

[cyclonefence]

I've got my special glass and a new bottle of Redbreast (which is only one of the many wonderful things I've learned about here on DU), and I'm going to take a drink every time DT goes off-script, which as we know will be easy to detect because he'll throw in some asinine repetition or a meaningless modifier.

If I'm drunk by the end of his speech, so much the better.

Where the hell does he get off thinking he has any authority, moral or otherwise, to tell the rest of the world how to behave?

This is going to be real good.

Edited to add:

And if he starts giving a campaign speech.

Bottoms up!

Edited again to add:

If he says "a lot of people don't know this"

Edited again to add:

"Beautiful" when not used to describe a woman or a landscape
(I have some catching up to do on this one)

Edited again to add:

This is just globawful. Now I have a reason to drink regardless of what he says--he just got in a "believe me."

[Arkansas Granny]

1. I'd join you, but I'm at work and left my "medication" at home.

[cyclonefence]

3. At this point,

I'm drinking for both of us. Do you have any way to hear what this horrible, horrible monster is saying? He's inciting WWIII.

[Arkansas Granny]

4. I can't listen at work. I'll have to read the transcript later.

ETA: Thanks for taking up the slack on the drinking for me.

[Madam45for2923]

2. It is never time to listen to this scum in my house.

[nycbos]

5. Be careful if one does this they might need AA meetings afterwords.

[sarisataka]

6. After reading what he said,

the world needs a drink.

He needs a long vacation. Somewhere with no TV, internet, cell service, land lines and especially no nuclear codes.

[Sugar Smack]

7. By 2:00 today, your thread'll read like the end of Flowers for Algernon.

Degenerate.

[cyclonefence]

8. Howdy