Ay, Ye Scummy Barnacles- Be it Talk Like a Pirate Day

[packman]

But first, we be knowing who you arr - Give a name to thee self





Call me - BowmanHead Rivers and bow yer heads on that dreaded name

[Wounded Bear]

1. Mad Rat Morgan here...

[Zoonart]

2. Argh, Matey...

Mad Creeper of Dark Water. Time to raise the Jolly Rodger and scuttle the scurvey Bowman Head Rivers

[maveric]

3. Fluffbucket?

WTF is that?

[packman]

6. Ye be sailing on the Good Ship Lollipop to Peppermint Bay

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[JoeStuckInOH]

4. My pirate name sucks. Fluffbucket Spike Holystone? I'm defecting to Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. nt

[SonofDonald]

5. Deadman Squiffy Chumbucket?

No thanks, I'll pass.

[Orsino]

7. .

[ProfessorGAC]

8. But, I Don't Want To Be A Pirate!

Thanks Jerry!

[underpants]

9. Yo momma so fat her favorite pirate is Chips Ahoy

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.