Some people have been even criticizing Our President's golf
Last week down at the diner we were talking about how to save all the historic statues of a great American hero, Bruce Lee, from being taken down by nincomboobs. And also we talked about who would win in a fight between Batman and The Green Hornet. Somebody says there is some new Orange Fungus comic coming out. So now we will have to wait and see what that means. Not to brag too much, but they are starting to call me "Einstein" down there
This week we are talking about Our President and golf. Just in case to be clear, this golf is not that Golf of New Mexico about that we were talking before. It is that golf where you try to whack your balls with a stick to score a home-in-run and get extra points by knocking down old ladies with your balls, just like on those America's Most Wanted Home Videos. I said how funny it is to see a grandmother knocked down since anyway they can't get knocked up. Everyone agreed. Somebody asked Flo about how were her grandkids, and she said she can't tell what parent they take after more but she loves them both dearly and is planning to smack the ever-lasting hallelujah out of that boy if he ever tries to trick out his sister the way his father tried. Then Flo brought me a free triple bacon chili cheeseburger with a double extra-large fries order because we only live once, whatever our doctors might say. She said my ex-wife offered to pay for it but Flo wanted to pay it herself. And she even put a second pickle slice on top when she heard my doctor said to eat more salad!
Strange to say, it is the same ones who want to pull down the Bruce Lee statues who gripe if Our President has fun downing old ladies with his balls. It does not make sense. I see that he is mooning the UN now. We will probably be talking more about it at the diner soon. Luckily Our President will not listen. It makes us proud to see our greatness again
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