Forthwith, He shall be known as the "Dotard".

[kentuck]

Just because....

He likes to call others nicknames but he cannot stand it if someone calls him a nickname.

"Dotard" he shall be known.

[niyad]

1. I have LOTS of names for him. damn, I may actually have to get a twitter account.

[fleur-de-lisa]

37. You should!

I created one months ago merely to follow the Trump-Russia scandal and to tweet insults to the Orange Menace. I didn't use my real name and didn't try to connect with any friends or family, so I have very few followers. Apparently, if you accumulate a lot of followers, you are more likely to be blocked by high-profile people like Dotard J. Trump.

It's a great way to relieve stress. I'm sure that I have been muted on Trump's end, but I don't care. It's fun to hurl insults at him.

[spiderpig]

2. I wholeheartedly agree.

I've called him everything under the sun, searching for something concise and accurate.

Dotard it is.

Thanks, Un.

[maxsolomon]

6. Un is his middle name

In Murka, his name would be Jong Un Kim.

[spiderpig]

58. But if we called him Jong, would he be confused with Il?

I am confused.

Too lazy to type out all three names. Rocket Man will do for now.

[yallerdawg]

3. Dotard Trump? Is that fair?

Why, yes, it is!!!!

[maxsolomon]

4. Agreed. it is perfection.

it has an advantage beyond its definition: it sounds like Homer Simpson's "D'oh!" combined with Retard.

[Motley13]

5. Kudos to Kim Jong Un, a man with clear thinking

[kentuck]

9. Could someone pass Kim Jong Un a message?

Tell him that we appreciate his genius.

[RKP5637]

29. Best name ever for this fool! n/t

[RedSpartan]

7. I call him Dolt 45

[NurseJackie]

8. How's that pronounced? DOO-tard? DOE-tard? Or DOT-ard?

[kentuck]

10. I have been pronouncing it as DOT-ard.

...as in doddering old fool.

[NurseJackie]

22. Makes sense now! Thanks...

[hadEnuf]

47. I believe it is pronounced "doederd"

[State the Obvious]

23. Click on "audio speaker" pronunciation....

found after the word DOTARD in the dictionary. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dotard

[NurseJackie]

26. Thank you!

[Cernunnos_x]

59. They show it as "trending".

"Dotard rose dramatically in lookups on September 21st, 2017, after Kim Jong Un referred to Donald Trump by this uncomplimentary term".

Unrelated, but I clicked a link on the page and wound up here...

Words of the Year: 1066
Or, Why Pig Meat is Called 'Pork' and Cow Meat is Called 'Beef'

https://www.merriam-webster.com/video/words-from-the-norman-invasion

Interesting how the English language adapted to change after the Norman Invasion, at least when it came to barnyard animals and the food they provided.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

51. Dough turd.

[NurseJackie]

52. Ha!! :-D (That's better than the original!)

[Leith]

57. It's Like Doh! Turd

which fits shitgibbon quite well. I will add this to my list of favorite nicknames (dolt45, orange boy, shitgibbon, hair fuhrer).

[MontanaMama]

11. I'm liking the sound of

the Orange Dotard this morning. Agreed - "Dotard" is gonna stick.

[Brother Buzz]

12. I'm sticking with 'Short Fingered Vulgarian'

That's the one nickname that has proven to get under his thin skin, year after year.

[kentuck]

15. There is no rule that says he can only have one nickname.

The S.F.V. is quite descriptive.

[madinmaryland]

32. Dotard the Short Fingered Vulgarian!!

He hates both nicknames.

[kentuck]

33. :rofl:

[Brother Buzz]

36. That works for me!

[hadEnuf]

49. I think "asshole" still works well.

[Brother Buzz]

50. If we're going with orifices, I got to stick with....

The orange anus.

[octoberlib]

13. I love the word "dotard"

Link to tweet

[onecent]

46. Got me a laughing!!!!

[Warpy]

14. Kim will giggle about that, I'm sure

but there are worse things Kim can do, so I'll take it.

[kentuck]

16. much worse things...

agreed.

[sprinkleeninow]

17. dotty don the dotard. Works for us.

Just when you thot...

[dalton99a]

18. It is the best word for him

[underpants]

19. I like that but I'm sticking with Snowflake and now ROCKET MAN!!

I actually started laughing today thinking about how he gave himself a new nickname.

ROCKET MAN!!!!

[madamesilverspurs]

20. Yup.

.

[dalton99a]

67. aka Dotard Donald

[3catwoman3]

21. Donnie Dotard.

Old "Double D" for short.

[world wide wally]

45. Got to be it!

[mainer]

24. It's the perfect name. I laugh whenever I see it.

Thanks, Rocketman.

[HipChick]

25. Can we get Dotard trending on Twitter?

[bdtrppr6]

27. DOH!TUS

[Gothmog]

28. Agreed

[RKP5637]

30. Don the Dotard! n/t

[malaise]

31. It's freaking perfect

[tblue37]

34. Dolt45 is good, too. nt

[Nevernose]

35. I heard briefly earlier "a frightened dog barks louder"

And my understanding was that it was Kim Jung Un talking smack about Trump. If so, they just won the (verbal) war. Between their better insults and their better command of the English language, Donnie Dotard has finally met his match.

If there's one thing psychotic totalitarian dictators are good at, it's shit talking the West.

[Buns_of_Fire]

38. Well, he always seemed to like being known as "The Donald."

We'll see how he likes being known as "The Dotard."

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

39. I'm in...

I have been not referring to him by name just pronouns or names that are not family friendly.
So dotard it is. Gotta use it a few times before spell check recognizes it.

[ffr]

40. IN!

Dotard and the endlessly dupeable* followers.



* https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029616186

[Honeycombe8]

41. No. There are so many names floating around, but Dotard doesn't sound right, somehow.

Some might be offended because of the reference to "retard," which is a derogatory term to people who have certain mental issues.

45 is plain & factual, but not descriptive enough.

The orange clown - me likee.

Twitler - No...I didn't care for that one.

[Awsi Dooger]

65. Awful

I haven't seen anything great but this is laughably poor. I can't believe so many are participating

[Mariana]

68. What reference to "retard"?

It rhymes with retard, is that what you mean? The words aren't even related.

[BHDem53]

42. Doughturd

[Angry Dragon]

43. Golden Shower Boy

[murielm99]

44. I'll bet all the dictionary websites

are being bombarded for a definition of that word. LOL

[George II]

48. Samantha Bee is going to have fun with that one next week, it'll probably be funnier than....

....her segment in Scotland last year.

[rzemanfl]

53. Wouldn't it be "Henceforth?" n/t

[kentuck]

60. Probably.

[rzemanfl]

61. Alas and alack, too late to change it now. n/t

[Gothmog]

54. From my twitter feed

Link to tweet

[Mr.Bill]

55. It's a sad day when

the President of North Korea is making more sense than the President of the United States.

[Iggo]

56. Just say No to -tard words. (n/t)

[mcar]

62. Dotard Don

Works for me.

[many a good man]

63. Prince Donald the Dough Turd

Hair Furor!

[Oneironaut]

64. I refuse to repeat anything the moronic, petulant fat kid in North Korea said.

Trump is an idiot, but I won't give them the credit of being clever. They don't deserve it.

[mountain grammy]

66. Dotard it is, and it's perfect.