Anybody here "raptured" yet?

[MrScorpio]

If not, then I'm making pancakes.

[Coventina]

1. Can I have some?

[spanone]

2. i had a rupture once, does that count?

[Warren DeMontague]

57. ooooooh

thats gotta hurt

[HipChick]

3. I got Dave Chapelle tickets for tonight..

Will have to wait till after that...and dinner too...need enough time for food to digest...going to my fav Cuban diner

[malaise]

47. That sounds rapturous

which is as close as you'll get to the effin' bullshit rapture. Enjoy your evening.

I wonder which of the sheeple handed over the bank accounts for safe keeping?

[HipChick]

49. A few years ago, I got caught up in something

Folks were turning over family land, retirement, money, homes etc....they were going to build a communal center etc...Fortunately I was pushed out, as I was poor and too young to know any better, I was away from my family and just looking to belong..to something..
It felt very like a cult...but I do see how the brain washing happens..

[malaise]

50. Jim Jones Version 2

Good thing they pushed you out

[tazkcmo]

52. Cool, Chapelle!

I had tickets for Carlin, twice. Both times he cancelled. He was allergic to El Paso, I guess.

[Mr. Ected]

4. Just read an article about Trump

So no, I'm definitely in the not-raptured-yet group. Checking with my European friends now. Their rapture would've come about 6 hours ago.

[TEB]

5. Nope on the couch just woke up from a nap

[Locrian]

6. sure!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. I have a good 2-cup covfefe buzz, does that count? n/t

[MontanaMama]

8. Dang. I wasn't raptured.

Guess I'm destined for laundry and a run to Costco today.

[kydo]

9. No I am a heathen. But I always liked that Blonde song. Will blueberries be in those pancakes?

I got kicked out of my church after dotard worked with Mother Russia to steal the election. Fucking traitor.

Anyhow, since then I went from devout catholic, to a pagan loving heathen, who hangs out with Muslims and gay people forcing everyone to have abortions everyday, smoking weed, watching unicorns fly, (cause of my evil spells, I am a witch, bday 10/30 = witch, why I ever tried to be a catholic is beyond me.), chanting, All Hail Satan!

Is bacon included with the pancakes?

[sarah FAILIN]

11. I tell everyone out front that I am a heathen when they ask me which church I go to.

Pancakes are not pancakes if you don't have bacon...

[safeinOhio]

12. Well, your not a Unitarian for sure.

They believe there is only one Breakfast and that is Pan-cake.

[sarah FAILIN]

30. True

But isn't there a sect that believes all meals are the same meal and they are all Pan-cake? Pan-cake for all meals sounds good if they all have bacon.

[kydo]

17. Mmmmm, bacon. Being a heathen does have it's upside.

BACON.

[anneboleyn]

24. I find that scary and attractive at the same time. Yummy...

[sarah FAILIN]

25. My GOODNESS!

That is making my mouth water. We are getting a new eatery called "I Love Bacon" and I can't wait. They say it started as a food truck and is moving into a food hall in our town which is going to be like a food court without the mall attached.

I want some of the crispy pieces in the pic above dipped in chocolate. That would be so good.

[HAB911]

31. +++++++++++

[MrScorpio]

15. Nope, CHOCOLATE CHIP Rapture Cakes

Link to tweet

[kydo]

16. Ok Chocolate Chip kind of always wins. And extra bonus of sausage mmmmmm.

I would have still made bacon. Yes, even with the sausage, (which I love almost as much as bacon). Bacon is just so good. Sadly after I had my first kid my body doesn't do eggs well. Which sucks because I love eggs. But the upside, unlimited amounts of bacon. Being a heathen is so awesome. I can eat bacon and eat it on fridays and not care.

[MrScorpio]

18. Actually, I like turkey sausage better...

Just the same though:

Link to tweet

[kydo]

19. I do not discriminate and will consume turkey substitutes with all the same joy.

[malaise]

48. That's some fugging powers you have there

[tazkcmo]

53. Make some time

for tree hugging. Must not forget the tree hugging.

[SamKnause]

10. No, but I would like to offer my assistance to any

Republicans or fake Christians that would like to be raptured.

Is their a location that they are all meeting at ???

I would like to offer them transportation.

[GoneOffShore]

13. No rapture in Aix-en-Provence. Well, there's some rapturously good weather.

But that's all.
And some excellent food.

[ProudLib72]

14. Already ate my pancakes this morning

It was a kind of rapture, I guess.

[Mc Mike]

20. The non-raptured are really gonna clean the repugs' clocks in the mid-terms.

And it'll be like heaven on earth without the raptured around.

[wryter2000]

21. Dang, was that today?

I haven't put on clean underwear yet.

[anneboleyn]

22. It just makes me cringe to think of all the evangelicals who believe the "Rapture" garbage. It's

never been a part of Catholicism or mainline Protestantism -- it was a fad in 19th century American evangelical circles, and for some of them it still is relevant even though obviously every predicted date has come and gone.

We had a few nutjob relatives who firmly believed that the rapture would happen and Jesus would sail away into outer space with them as "these are surely the end times" (said in different decades of course). They all firmly believed it until (and including) the day they died. Every generation seems to produce new believers who seem to think yet they'll be the special ones.

[dembotoz]

23. costco seemed really busy...guess saving money is unchristian

[underpants]

26. Lemme check. Nope.

[mercuryblues]

27. yes I was

can I still get pancakes?

[nolabear]

28. Guess buying those green bananas was okay after all.

[Dave Starsky]

29. Today would be a fun day to buy about 100 sex dolls...

Inflate them with helium, and let them go over some jerkwater red-state town.

[lindysalsagal]

60. That's totally offensive.

[LongTomH]

62. Yes, and I love it!!!!

[jberryhill]

32. It's not until later today

[OnDoutside]

33. We know a song about this, children....

[Warpy]

34. I need to go grocery shopping later

so if I don't run into any pious assholes, I'll let you know the Rupture has happened and we're finally rid of the lot of them.

[roamer65]

35. Nope, still here.

Then if people like Bakker, Hagee and Robertson are going...I'll stay right here thank you very much.

[jpak]

36. Nope - but I picked 16 bushels of apples today - just in case

[onethatcares]

44. make hard cider

be lifted.

[jpak]

70. 26 gallons

[L. Coyote]

37. When Trump resigns, the whole world will be in rapture.

Singing HALLELUJAH.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Gothmog]

38. Nope but I am Jewish and may be exempted

[smirkymonkey]

39. I thought I was earlier, but it turns out it was just a bit of gas.

Still here.

[Laffy Kat]

40. I can't find my cat.

She's either raptured or hiding in my bedroom closet.

[NightWatcher]

41. My foot feels tingly. ITS HAPPENING!!! (Just slowly)

[Iggo]

42. I'm just sittin'.

If there's a rapture, I ain't goin'.

And if it's all bullshit, nobody is.

So I either get a bunch of cool free stuff later, or it's biz like the yoozh.

[Achilleaze]

43. Waiting for sundown

Been nice, more or less, jammin wit y'all.

See you in Valhalla.

[Xolodno]

45. I wish whatever I ate last night was raptured....

If I get raptured, the toilet is coming with me.

[sarisataka]

46. YES

It's our anniversary so we started the day with some rapture. Since it was early I might get lucky and get raptured twice in one day

[PJMcK]

51. Me, too!

Dammit, sarisataka, you beat me to it! Your post was all the way at the end of the thread and I wanted to write it first.

Anyhow, may the raptures continue for each of us!

[sarisataka]

54. Good luck mate

[Iggo]

56. Hey-oh!

[VOX]

69. Hey! 9/23 is my anniversary, too!

And that date was a sentimental pick, as it also was the anniversary of our first date.

Happy anniversary, sarisataka!

[Wounded Bear]

55. I declined my invitation...

Maybe after the Super Bowl. I think my guys might be in.

[Binkie The Clown]

58. I found a dead fly on the floor of my storage shed this morning.

I think it's a sign!

[MLAA]

59. Oh shit, I can't find my husband! I always knew he was nicer than I am😉

[lindysalsagal]

61. Close: I got on a boat, but it brought me right back to where

I started. Pretty sure this isn't heaven: too hot to sleep.. Oh, wait....DAMN!

[Cadfael]

63. Ill bring the hickory syrup!

[ThoughtCriminal]

64. Armageddon...

Armageddon tired of waiting for the Apocalypse!

[krispos42]

65. Sort of

I was raptured but I have a fear of height. So I'm just sort of hovering about 8 feet up.

[JHB]

66. Yes,and let me tell you, it's not all it's cracked up to be..

Pancakes beat it all to Hell, which actually has a decent, if overly-spicy, menu.

[Solly Mack]

67. No, and not one true believer took me up on my offer to liberate their worldly goods either.

[Hekate]

68. "When you get raptured, can I have your Beemer?" One of my favorites.

Meanwhile, can I have some pancakes?