So was there an approximate time we are to vaporize today?

[EarthFirst]

Just getting home from some overtime hours at the place of employment?

What sorta time frame do we have here this afternoon?

[dalton99a]

1. Too late

You snooze, you lose

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. lunch gave me a bit of gas, but I don't think it will be devastating!

[EarthFirst]

3. Nice!

:lol:

[Control-Z]

4. I really should know that so I can prepare.

My future ex husband, who really doesn't like me, told me I would be raptured. He was serious.

I'm atheist. Lolol

[NastyRiffraff]

20. I thought it was supposed to be good if you're raptured?

I'm confused. But then, the religious wackos do confuse me for many reasons.

[True Dough]

5. At whatever time you decide to apply this:

[HAB911]

6. I'm firing up the grill

that shit has to wait

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. It's supposed to happen around 3 pm, I was............................

[eleny]

17. Was that Eastern Time? Oops, sorry - you're gone already

Write if you find work!

[democratisphere]

8. Called off for today.

[guillaumeb]

9. A nuclear vaporization?

Or are you speaking of the normal "the world is ending" type of vaporization?

[panader0]

10. Reminds me of the old Henny Youngman joke:

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay
his bill, so he gave him another six months.

[eleny]

19. Omg, I loved Henny

One time a friend and I went into the city one evening to bum around. We stopped in the Village to spend time at the 8th Street Bookstore where I found a book of Henny's jokes on a sale table. We took the A Train home and made fools of ourselves reading the book until tears streamed. I know he's dated but I remember him fondly.
"The room at my hotel is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!"

[wryter2000]

11. If you have to ask

You're not one of the saved. I got my decoder ring last Sunday at church.

[TexasBushwhacker]

12. Well it's national Ice Cream Cone Day

So at least you can go out with a smile.

[smirkymonkey]

13. I think you still have time for dinner.

I wouldn't sweat it.

[krispos42]

14. You have enough time to order a pizza for delivery.

So it's all good.

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. ...I wouldn't bother with the side order of breadsticks, though. nt

[H2O Man]

16. Recommended.

I, too, am curious. What if it already happened? What would this mean?

[NightWatcher]

18. My vape pen broke so I just smoked a bowl instead.

Rapture, is that an Indica heavy hybrid?

[NastyRiffraff]

21. As usual the prediction was delayed to another date

It's hard to keep up.