Patriots "release" statement

[QED]

or not.

Link to tweet

[mshasta]

1. Lol

That's was a good laugh

[HipChick]

2. Got to "Big Dick" and then was like hold up..

[dalton99a]

3. Fuck Robert Kraft

[madamesilverspurs]

4. Good one!

Could almost be believed that Trump wrote it, except that all the words are spelled correctly.

Nicely done.

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[MyOwnPeace]

7. Hey!

Loved where you went with that one - nicely done also!

[roamer65]

9. Yeah. It's missing covfefe.

[mountain grammy]

5. Funny..

[Grassy Knoll]

6. LOL.....

[snort]

8. This is true:

If you eat only velveeta for a week, your shit will look like trumps hair.