Glad to see all you worthless souls survived the Rapture yesterday

[packman]

Or was it the earth's end?

[Soxfan58]

1. I haven't been out this morning

Are all the christians gone?

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. Can't tell. It's Sunday morning here

and everybody is usually in church until noon.
But....he predicted the world will end, not a rapture for some.
or something like that....

[Hortensis]

8. Also haven't been out. Fox crowd's still on TV, but that indicates nothing.

[dalton99a]

15. Missing preacher is probably with his married girlfriend

[wasupaloopa]

3. Looks like you have to get naked to be raptured

Lots of stuff for good will left around

[L. Coyote]

4. Several of my best friends are missing this morning, so I assume they were raptured.

Well, at least they weren't in the garden shed when I put more cat food in their bowls.

[yallerdawg]

5. Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32.

"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

"But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."

Pretty consistent biblical theme.

Are non-Christians 'getting trolled?' Or - getting subversively marketed?

[Pachamama]

6. It was yesterday?

Damn....I missed it....

[nocoincidences]

7. A few of my friends

disappeared after we closed the bar at 2pm last night and haven't been seen since.

Do you think they got taken?

[shockey80]

9. Trump may be the Rapture.

[Iggo]

10. Mine was never in doubt.

[Wounded Bear]

11. Just another Sunday Morning Coming Down...

[Vinca]

12. I'm pretty disappointed. I thought the wingnuts would be gone this morning.

[defacto7]

13. The rapture DID happen!

But God decided not to take anybody.

[dalton99a]

17. "Damn too many Nazis"

[Orrex]

14. I'm waiting for the Russian Orthodox Rapture

Two weeks after the regular Rapture.

See you there!

[shraby]

16. I was raptured, but it was so damned lonely I came back.

[defacto7]

18. Yeah, I hate amateur harp players.

[marylandblue]

19. I slept late

Could I have been Raptured and returned as a reject?

[Igel]

20. Yesterday I was told he changed his mind.

Before he was proven wrong.

Right after the joke, "Is anybody that usually attends services missing today?"