Trump Invites Russian National Basketball Team to White House

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—One day after rescinding his invitation to the Golden State Warriors, Donald J. Trump invited the entire Russian national basketball team to celebrate with him at the White House.

Trump said that he looked forward to welcoming the Russian team, calling them “much, much better basketball players than those Golden State losers.”

When reporters pointed out that the Russians had won only a bronze in the 2012 Olympics and failed to qualify for the 2016 event, Trump was dismissive, calling the Olympics “rigged.”

“You ask anyone who knows, Steph Curry is nowhere near as good as Vladimir Ivlev,” Trump said.

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[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

1. Every news outlet should be running wild with this story!

Well all but fox.

The damn Orange goon is a disgrace!

[bluestarone]

2. fucking

baboon

[Freethinker65]

3. Hahahaha. Borowitz for the gold

[Cuthbert Allgood]

4. Um...This is Borowitz (who I LOVE btw)

Just for those that seem to not get it's satire. (Not the OP--I'm quiet sure you get it)

[Docreed2003]

5. Lol....love borowitz

Sadly, the Orange shit gibbon is so outlandish, Borowitz's satire is completely believable

[SFnomad]

6. When I saw the OP title ... I knew this HAD to be The Borowitz Report, without even looking n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. I assumed as much, but this wee little part of my brain thought...

I could totally see the dotard doing this.

[underpants]

8. Too funny

[malaise]

9. Another great

Borowitz Report