Apparently, Dotard Trump Said Some Stuff.

[MineralMan]

I missed it. Did he say anything that is of any use to anyone at all? No? Then never mind.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Oh yes, very important

[MineralMan]

4. LOL!

I'm pretty sure that girl is saying bad things about me in that video.

[underpants]

2. Apparently it was another mess of an impromptu presser

He did claim that he had the votes for healthcare...but not by Friday. He also mentioned a senator who's in the hospital that turns out to be Cochran of Mississippi who was a solid Yes anyway.

Apparently it's Sen. Cochran (Miss.) who is recuperating at home not in a hospital
Let's see two headlines

USA Today
Trump cites support for health care bill from mystery senator in hospital
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/707273001/

Fox News
Trump tweet puts spotlight on GOP senator's medical absence
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/27/trump-tweet-puts-spotlight-on-gop-senators-medical-absence.amp.html

[MineralMan]

5. Ah. A normal Trump idiotic remark, then.

Glad I missed it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. He said LOUD NOISES.

[louis-t]

6. Sounded like farts.

Every time his mouth moved.

[MineralMan]

7. Well, that makes sense. He's a total asshole.

[lame54]

8. I Learned that Puerto Rico is...

An island and the Atlantic ocean is big