Please come CAPTION The Grifter-in-Chief, Donald J. Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("P.T. Barnum was wrong. There's one born every nano-second!" ) Trump is thinking: "Now what am I going to tell them, again? . . . Oh yeah, that 'I call my tax plan a miracle for the middle class is because it'll be a miracle if they survive it'. . . . No, that's not it! . . . Maybe it was that 'I called it a miracle for the middle class because America can't take a knee and remain the miracle of the world, especially in new construction'. . . . Yeah, that sounds a lot closer."

[Johonny]

1. Boat-B O A T (N) : It's like a truck for the ocean.

Damn, looks like I owe Kelly 10 more bucks.

[Scurrilous]

2. The liar sleeps tonight.

[underpants]

3. Work, work, work, work, work, work, work!

Hey! I didn't get a Harrumph out of that guy

[underpants]

4. Boy, stuff sure is complicated. The son-in-law I like more than my own kids turns out to be a female

[NCjack]

5. "Finish the damn prayer and let's get on with it. G--dam, Second row, isle seat --

she's a 10-plus! Haven't seen a heifer like that in a while. Melania and a few old bats caught me scoping' her. Kinda like Ivanka, only much better. Yep. She's a 10-plus plus plus. I can see her naked now. Down boy -- down!"

[skip fox]

11. I'll caution you as I have several others (who refuse to stop) in the past.

Channeling your subject too thoroughly might occasion a "freezing" of your other affective responses. Didn't you're mother tell you not to cross your eyes or they could get stuck? This works along the same principle.

Imagine being stuck in Trump's way of thinking!!

(A word to the wise.)

i.e., good job.

[NCjack]

12. I'm frozen. Trump did it. When he leaves office, I promise to get pscho help.

[dembotoz]

6. i thought a private server was like my butler

[Johonny]

10. +1

[smirkymonkey]

7. God, that hair! He's so ridiculous looking!

Does he actually think this makes him look young? You aren't fooling anybody, fat-ass.

[left-of-center2012]

8. "KFC unfriended me"

[GallopingGhost]

9. Ladies and Gentlemen,

Tweet-dull Dumb.