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LuckyCharms

(17,413 posts)
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 02:24 PM Sep 2017

If trump was a fictional character, and they made a movie based on his character...

It would be the funniest movie ever. This shit he does is so absurd, it is beyond laughable. This horrible shit that he pulls would be funny if it was not real.

But, it's real, and it's not funny.

I would describe him as a 24/7/365 nightmare, but he's worse than a nightmare. He's hell, disguise to resemble a person.

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If trump was a fictional character, and they made a movie based on his character... (Original Post) LuckyCharms Sep 2017 OP
if you wrote the screenplay lapfog_1 Sep 2017 #1
King Bruno the Questionable jayschool2013 Sep 2017 #2
Who plays him? (nt) matt819 Sep 2017 #3
Only one man could flotsam Sep 2017 #12
My thoughts matt819 Sep 2017 #13
King of Freedonia jayschool2013 Sep 2017 #4
Adenoid Hynkel jayschool2013 Sep 2017 #5
He was the model for Biff in Back to the Future 2. Pathwalker Sep 2017 #6
The Mad Dictator from Bananas jayschool2013 Sep 2017 #7
there is nothing remotely funny about this pretend human and its followers. niyad Sep 2017 #8
Willie Stark jayschool2013 Sep 2017 #9
Berzelius "Buzz" Windrip jayschool2013 Sep 2017 #10
Actually there was a TV show in the 50's with a character named Trump - wall builder underpants Sep 2017 #11

lapfog_1

(29,191 posts)
1. if you wrote the screenplay
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 02:26 PM
Sep 2017

nobody... and I mean nobody... would option it for a movie. Too unbelievable.

matt819

(10,749 posts)
13. My thoughts
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 05:11 PM
Sep 2017

Gary Busey. I mean, really, who else would make you feel sick like you feel about agent orange?

And if he were still alive - Philip Seymour Hoffman

jayschool2013

(2,311 posts)
4. King of Freedonia
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 02:37 PM
Sep 2017


Secretary of Labor: The Department of Labor wishes to note that the workers of Freedonia are demanding shorter hours.
Rufus T. Firefly: Very well, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.

jayschool2013

(2,311 posts)
5. Adenoid Hynkel
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 02:38 PM
Sep 2017


"Then I'll sign it. A pen! Und stratz mit ze uldensackt. I'll sign it! Und stratz mit sei öldensackt, il der, der flutens... , der... , der... , und strippensackt! A pen! I'll sign it. Napaloni, de grosse peanut, de cheesy ravioli. There! "

jayschool2013

(2,311 posts)
7. The Mad Dictator from Bananas
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 02:41 PM
Sep 2017

"The official language of San Marcos (Cuba), will be Swedish.

All citizens will be required to change their underwear on the 1/2 hour.....underwear to be worn on the outside, so we can check. Also, all children under 16 years old, are now... 16 years old".

jayschool2013

(2,311 posts)
9. Willie Stark
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 02:46 PM
Sep 2017

I don't need money. People gives me things because they believe in me.

Willie Stark: Now, shut up! Shut up, all of you! Now listen to me, you hicks. Yeah, you're hicks too, and they fooled you a thousand times like they fooled me. But this time, I'm going to fool somebody. I'm going to stay in this race. I'm on my own and I'm out for blood.

[to his fellow 'hicks' after surviving an impeachment trial in the state senate]
Willie Stark: They tried to ruin me, but they are ruined. They tried to ruin me because they didn't like what I have done. Do you like what I've done?

jayschool2013

(2,311 posts)
10. Berzelius "Buzz" Windrip
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 02:50 PM
Sep 2017


“The Senator was vulgar, almost illiterate, a public liar easily detected, and in his "ideas" almost idiotic, while his celebrated piety was that of a traveling salesman for church furniture, and his yet more celebrated humor the sly cynicism of a country store.
Certainly there was nothing exhilarating in the actual words of his speeches, nor anything convincing in his philosophy. His political platforms were only wings of a windmill.”

underpants

(182,603 posts)
11. Actually there was a TV show in the 50's with a character named Trump - wall builder
Thu Sep 28, 2017, 03:01 PM
Sep 2017
http://www.snopes.com/trackdown-trump-character-wall/


An episode of the 1950s western TV series 'Trackdown' featured a character named Walter Trump who claimed he would build a wall in order to protect a town from the end of the world.

In November 2016, a clip from an episode of the 1950s western television series Trackdown was published to YouTube, along with the claim that it “predicted Donald Trump” by featuring a snake oil salesman character named “Trump” who claimed that only he could prevent the end of the world … by building a wall around the town:

The television series Trackdown really did produce an episode featuring a “Trump” character who came to town claiming that only he could prevent the end of the world by building a wall (and also sold special force propelling umbrellas to deflect meteorites). The episode (S1, E30) aired on CBS in 1958 and was titled “The End of the World,” featuring actor Lawrence Dobkin playing the role of “Walter Trump.” A synopsis of the episode from the Classic TV Archive reads as follows:
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