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It would be the funniest movie ever. This shit he does is so absurd, it is beyond laughable. This horrible shit that he pulls would be funny if it was not real.
But, it's real, and it's not funny.
I would describe him as a 24/7/365 nightmare, but he's worse than a nightmare. He's hell, disguise to resemble a person.
lapfog_1
(29,191 posts)nobody... and I mean nobody... would option it for a movie. Too unbelievable.
jayschool2013
(2,311 posts)"Guards, kill that man."
matt819
(10,749 posts)flotsam
(3,268 posts)Kelsey Grammer...
matt819
(10,749 posts)Gary Busey. I mean, really, who else would make you feel sick like you feel about agent orange?
And if he were still alive - Philip Seymour Hoffman
jayschool2013
(2,311 posts)Secretary of Labor: The Department of Labor wishes to note that the workers of Freedonia are demanding shorter hours.
Rufus T. Firefly: Very well, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.
jayschool2013
(2,311 posts)"Then I'll sign it. A pen! Und stratz mit ze uldensackt. I'll sign it! Und stratz mit sei öldensackt, il der, der flutens... , der... , der... , und strippensackt! A pen! I'll sign it. Napaloni, de grosse peanut, de cheesy ravioli. There! "
Pathwalker
(6,598 posts)The scriptwriter said this.
jayschool2013
(2,311 posts)"The official language of San Marcos (Cuba), will be Swedish.
All citizens will be required to change their underwear on the 1/2 hour.....underwear to be worn on the outside, so we can check. Also, all children under 16 years old, are now... 16 years old".
niyad
(113,049 posts)jayschool2013
(2,311 posts)I don't need money. People gives me things because they believe in me.
Willie Stark: Now, shut up! Shut up, all of you! Now listen to me, you hicks. Yeah, you're hicks too, and they fooled you a thousand times like they fooled me. But this time, I'm going to fool somebody. I'm going to stay in this race. I'm on my own and I'm out for blood.
[to his fellow 'hicks' after surviving an impeachment trial in the state senate]
Willie Stark: They tried to ruin me, but they are ruined. They tried to ruin me because they didn't like what I have done. Do you like what I've done?
jayschool2013
(2,311 posts)The Senator was vulgar, almost illiterate, a public liar easily detected, and in his "ideas" almost idiotic, while his celebrated piety was that of a traveling salesman for church furniture, and his yet more celebrated humor the sly cynicism of a country store.
Certainly there was nothing exhilarating in the actual words of his speeches, nor anything convincing in his philosophy. His political platforms were only wings of a windmill.
underpants
(182,603 posts)An episode of the 1950s western TV series 'Trackdown' featured a character named Walter Trump who claimed he would build a wall in order to protect a town from the end of the world.
In November 2016, a clip from an episode of the 1950s western television series Trackdown was published to YouTube, along with the claim that it predicted Donald Trump by featuring a snake oil salesman character named Trump who claimed that only he could prevent the end of the world by building a wall around the town:
The television series Trackdown really did produce an episode featuring a Trump character who came to town claiming that only he could prevent the end of the world by building a wall (and also sold special force propelling umbrellas to deflect meteorites). The episode (S1, E30) aired on CBS in 1958 and was titled The End of the World, featuring actor Lawrence Dobkin playing the role of Walter Trump. A synopsis of the episode from the Classic TV Archive reads as follows: