This is an island surrounded by water - big water - big ocean water

[malaise]

Puerto Rico is in the Caribbean Sea you fucking idiot - he's speaking right now

[treestar]

1. Like it is some kind of excuse

for doing less than he did for Houston/Florida.

[jberryhill]

2. "...like Hawaii, but with Mexicans"

[malaise]

3. I shudder to think what will follow a Cat5 hurricane in Hawaii

seriously

[jberryhill]

5. He would dispatch an emergency crew to recover all birth certificates from 1961

[malaise]

13. You win the thread

Ha

[HipChick]

11. Is there Trump property there?

[jberryhill]

19. There was - it went bankrupt

[JoeStuckInOH]

12. a) I thought the pacific did not get "hurricanes".

b) there's already a GIANT military fleet presence there. They would be just fine.

[malaise]

15. Then call it cyclone n/t

[Hekate]

21. The Pacific definitely gets hurricanes -- cyclones -- typhoons

[Eliot Rosewater]

7. Hawaii is full of Kenyan's hiding out with mommy.

[elbee55]

4. Geography

In the interest of correctness the island nation of Puerto Rico is surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean on the North and The Caribbean Sea on the South. Just saying. This doesn't negate the fact that Don is a terrible orator and has a limited understanding of the language.

[malaise]

17. East and West are in the Caribbean Sea

You will never teach me the geography of my own fucking region - thank you very much.
You may wish to check my posts on this subject. Now Bot Off!

[gopiscrap]

24. welcome to du

[csziggy]

6. "Manhattan is an island surrounded by water - big water - ocean water."

My husband's response to Dolt45.

[jberryhill]

8. Is the water around Manhattan "ocean water"?

I'd probably call it tidewater, but it might more accurately be called "river water".

[csziggy]

10. True - but I am willing to laugh at Dolt45 anyway.

[ProudLib72]

9. We need a translator for the ugly bag of mostly water known as Dotard

[Boomerproud]

14. OMG, please tell me he didn't say that!

Did the media laugh out loud or gasp?

[NastyRiffraff]

16. If they didn't they should have

Normal adults don't talk like that.

[malaise]

18. I wish

[Hekate]

20. He said something similar on Wednesday, and I just lost it. Today he sounds worse. "Big water"...

...sounds exactly like something my daughter said when she was EIGHTEEN MONTHS OLD.

[First Speaker]

22. By the shores of Gitchigoomie, by the shining big sea water...

...there was not an island called Puerto Rico. But if it was up there, I guarantee you Trump would be paying attention to it...

[malaise]

23. Hehehe

Nice