Fun Friday: Your "Alien" EDC Kit hosted by the NRA, oh boy paranoia at its finest

[turbinetree]

The “Alien” franchise of horror/sci-fi is one of the more iconic film series of the last few decades, and it’s also one of the reasons why I hate horror movies. Traditionally, horror-movie plots hinge pretty heavily on poor planning and decision-making, and that’s not what we’re about here at NRA Family.
So, let’s get our situational readiness on. Aliens are lurking on the surface of Earth, and facehuggers prowl the alleyways of Detroit and other major cities, looking to nab unwitting passersby. I, for one, am perfectly content to invest a sizeable amount of money into a kit that keeps my sternum from exploding on a dining room table à la the original Alien, so let’s get to it.

https://www.nrafamily.org/articles/2017/9/8/fun-friday-your-alien-edc-kit/

And then we have their versions of all those favorite story book classics:

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/26/us/the-nra-reimagines-classic-fairy-tales-with-guns.html




No wonder this country is turning into a third rate state, teaching KIDS to pack guns, and how to get survivalist gear, with your own body armor to protect yourself from Aliens


I hate the NRA...............

[madokie]

1. About ten years or so ago

after some shit sent to me by the nra. They fucked up and had a phone number to call and did I ever call that number. To this day since I have not and I mean I have not received one piece of mail nor one phone call from them. I told them how the cow eats the cabbage if you get my drift. Fuck the nra until it hurts then fuck them some more. I loathe that organization with a passion

[turbinetree]

2. WE are on the same page....................

ever since my grade school teacher got shot and killed, I have not been a fan of the NRA..............they have blood on there hands, and they don't care


I hate the NRA, the Nationalist Racist Association is what I call them..........