Breitbart Editor: If You Want To Survive A Mass Shooting, Maybe You Should Hit The Treadmill...

[tenderfoot]

Breitbart Editor Alex Marlow: If You Want To Survive A Mass Shooting, Maybe You Should Hit The Treadmill



“Regarding running, which we talked a little bit about with Jonathan Gilliam — and I’m a little bit reluctant to use humor at this movement in time because it’s a dark moment but I will anyway. Those of you who listen to the show with some regularity have heard me mention that I’m a horror movie fan. And one of the fun horror movie comedies that’s really great over the last five or six years or so is the movie called Zombieland, where they actually put together a survival guide for how to survive the Zombie apocalypse and rule number one: cardio. Rule number one is cardio. So if you want to survive a major attack, maybe the first thing to do is hit the treadmill a little bit.” – Breitbart editor-in-chief Alex Marlow, speaking today on their SiriusXM channel.

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2017/10/03/breitbart-editor-chief-if-you-want-survive-major-attack-maybe-first-thing-do-hit-treadmill-little/218123

I'm assuming Marlow is referring to that totally out-of-shape veteran that died:



Or this fisherman from Alaska:



How about this young cheerleader"

[guillaumeb]

1. Out run a bullet?

What an insensitive idiot. There must be a place in the Trump Administration fro him.

[ExciteBike66]

2. Wait, I thought we were all supposed to pull out our gats and start blastin'? nt

[lapfog_1]

3. So I suppose now Breitbart will come out with an editorial

Opposing the new law legalizing silencers for guns, right?

After all, in order to put this "safety tip" about being in great shape to avoid getting killed at a mass shooting, one has to clearly HEAR the gunfire first so as to know to run from it.

Right???

(crickets)

[MontanaMama]

4. Breitbart's darling,

Steve Bannon could not outrun fuck all. What a jerk.

[Moostache]

5. Good idea douchebag...please allow us to arrange for a live fire demonstration with you running...

Asshats like this are the kind of people that plot what they would do to survive a plane crash while ghoulishly delighting in the idea of hundreds of people dying around THEM.

I will volunteer to learn how to fire a gun while this fool tries to demonstrate just how to evade bullets fired indiscriminately at him.

[rurallib]

6. So all you disabled folks who can't outrun the bullets

too bad - you should have thought about that before you became disabled.
for the humor impaired

You have to wonder how these (extreme righties) survive without a brain.

[muntrv]

7. Test that theory on Marlow.

[WePurrsevere]

8. You can't out run a friggin bullet you stupid POS.

Myth Busters:

Bullets. The average bullet travels at 2,500 feet per second (around 1,700 mph). If you reacted to the sound of the gun going off and required 0.20 seconds (twice that of the fastest Olympic sprinters) to react, then you would need to be at least 500 feet away to successfully dodge a bullet.

[PA Democrat]

9. Only Superman is faster than a speeding bullet.

Alex Marlow should volunteer to demonstrate.

[underpants]

10. "and Im a little bit reluctant to use humor at this movement..."

Then don't

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Hey, you know what? I liked Zombieland, too. You know what it was?

A FUCKING MOVIE.

Jeez, what an asshole.

[demmiblue]

12. ...

[Eliot Rosewater]

13. Doesnt he realize those are "his people" in that concert?

Not all of them but many I bet.

NRA has their tentacles everywhere, including up this piece of human shit butt.

[Locrian]

14. is it now finally obvious to their "supporters"?

They DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. The NRA, GOP, Breitbart, etc all the apologists don't give a SHIT about your life. They just want their money.

[enough]

15. There's a deep belief among these people that nothing bad will ever happen to them.

They will never be injured or sick or out of work. Therefore, if something bad does happen to someone, it means there's something wrong with them, they are a loser. Trump believes the same thing, which is why they love him.