Dolt throwing rolls of paper towels into the crowd at chapel...

[HipChick]

he must think he was there to practice his basketball throw..

Link to tweet

[True Dough]

1. He'll probably pocket one of those rolls

to wipe his brow after all that hard work for the commoners who demand everything be done for them.

[Hortensis]

2. My god, what are those people thinking? Not his entourage and the media,

which are clearly a good part of that crowd, but the others? Even if those who came are largely conservative, what do they make of this?

[HipChick]

5. He will prob rail on them...he missed an opportunity to sell his MAGA hats..

[Hortensis]

9. You mean the dog whistle hats taking off on the "Make America White Again" chant?

Such a shame his handlers didn't think he could get away with the real thing.

[dixiegrrrrl]

23. Belleville it or not I had an Exec. Dir who did the exact same thing at a staff Christmas party.

1997...Staff Christmas party, generic presents were handed out one at a time to staff who had to walk up, take the present, thank him, and go sit down.
at some point, they ran out of presents. Apparently not able to plan # of employees =# of presents. Sigh.
He had the bright idea that lobbing paper towels into the crowd would be cute, but because he was very short, his lobs went hard and high.
One of our more rotund staff members actually leaped to catch the package, came down hard on her high heels, and broke her ankle, quiet badly. The party ended with echoes of her screams as staff tried to figure out how to get her into a car in the parking lot.
I called the ambulance, it came in 10 minutes as the Admin. staff were still debating how to help.

Randy lil fucker was a Baptist minister, who got run out of state after being found guilty of sexually harassing the more attractive Admin. staff, and having an affair with the ass't Director.

Did I mention this was a Mental health agency?

I lasted 9 more months, then quit, over much worse issues than the party.

Trump sure reminds me of the hypocrisy I have seen down here.

[Hortensis]

24. !!! Except for the badly broken ankle it sounds like a very edgy comedy skit.

Just a normally broken ankle would have allowed me to keep laughing without interruption. It's believable because of things I've witnessed, not as good as this I have to admit, but nevertheless that would have to be seen to be believed. You would.

I've read, if not whole books on how these people think, at least whole chapters and articles. Here's to memories that both enlighten those capable of enlightenment and just keep "giving."

[jberryhill]

3. Aw c'mon, people here were saying "why don't they do air drops?"

Some people are just never happy.

[Hortensis]

6. :) Don't think this was quite the kind of air drop they meant.

I'd love to see a roll of paper towels "air-dropped" right back off his head, but the Secret Service might have a problem with it.

[pangaia]

4. Who in PR wound even GO see him?

[bettyellen]

12. They're desperate people being exploited.

[TeamPooka]

7. "General Kelly, where's my Tee Shirt cannon?"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. I bet he came out to either Van Halen's "Jump" or 2 Unlimited's "Get Ready for This".

Anybody?

[BigmanPigman]

10. They probably have a MAGA print on each towel

and you can order it for $7. What's next....raincoats and umbrellas?

[syringis]

11. At this stage....

...is it very weird to think that at least it was not toilet roll paper ?

[logosoco]

13. Something about that crowd does not look right.

They seem awfully well dressed and laughing for people who just went through a major hurricane on the island they live on.
Was this in a section where it was not as badly hit?
I have never been in a natural disaster. Went without power for four days after an ice storm, local areas flood but not my home, so maybe I am just looking at it differently.

Or maybe I just see this as horrible showmanship. (or is that good showmanship as it is so fake and trying to sell an image?)

[3catwoman3]

18. You are right.

That crowd looks clean, happy, and overall quite melanin-challenged.

And where did they all get the power to charge their cell phones?

[LeftInTX]

22. I go to school with someone from San Juan

Her family has electricity etc.

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. Trump packs his crowds with his own people.

Could be the case here.

[Polly Hennessey]

14. He is insane.

If only someone had thrown a paper towel back at him.

[underpants]

15. Seen on a Katy Tur thread

Link to tweet

[smirkymonkey]

16. He makes me sick!

[3catwoman3]

17. If he throws the paper towels...

...to them, then he doesn't have to dirty up his short vulgarian fingers by actually touching anyone.

[malaise]

19. Bu he's the one who is

full of shit. How low can he sink?

[FSogol]

20. San Juan, Are you ready to rock? Wonder if he sold a lot of concert t-shirts and hats?

[OnDoutside]

21. Embarassing....

[GoCubsGo]

26. What a fucking sick-o.

GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!

[exboyfil]

27. He is f___ing Evita

Without the style or charm.

1:10

Would you like to try a college education?
Own your landlord's house, take the family on vacation?
Eva and her blessed fund can make your dreams come true
Here's all you have to do my friends
Write your name and your dream on a card or a pad or a ticket
Throw it high in the air and should our lady pick it
She will change your way of life for a week or even two
Name me anyone who cares as much as Eva Peron