What a good boy! You went a whole day without pooping in your pants. Good boy!

[Stinky The Clown]

So read the media story of Himself's trip to Vegas.

He "found his voice"

He was "empathetic"





People, those are minimum standards for being a human. The bar for the president is a little higher, dontcha think?

[spanone]

1. it's absurd. the bar is sooooo low.

[MrScorpio]

3. What bar?

Anyone see a freaking bar?

[crazycatlady]

6. The one people will hit due to drinking out of frustration

[Luciferous]

8. :)

[MoonRiver]

11. Limbo? Has Chumpy ever participated?

[csziggy]

21. I thought the GOP buried that bar last year

About six feet down.

[Initech]

30. James Cameron needs to raise the bar!

[dalton99a]

2. He can imitate a human with effort on occasion

[MrScorpio]

4. So can dime store manikins.

Just out of the corner of ones eye.

[IronLionZion]

13. The victims at Las Vegas were a bit different from the ones in Puerto Rico

he is considerably more presidential with people who he thinks support him

[iluvtennis]

17. Now that's the truth.

[bronxiteforever]

23. [phone]

[scarletlib]

5. Bulls**t

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. He read a speech someone wrote for him.

Whooppeeeee!

[PatSeg]

25. Exactly

He was reading someone else's fake empathy.

[VOX]

9. He is new to this and he is still learning

These “fluff-up,” enabling statements by Paul Ryan and other Repugs really make my blood boil. Nobody wants a president “who’s still learning,” especially when he’s not learning a goddamned thing. And with so much dirty dealing, law-skirting, general cluelessness and fumbling around. Not to mention the RUSSIA THING.

Funny, I don’t remember Obama enjoying a no-limit, all-you-can-fuck-up grace period with Republicans in Congress.

tRump is like the worst drunk at a party who’s utterly full of bullshit but can’t shut up, and who keeps spilling his drinks on other guests. Sooner or later he’s going to corner YOU.

[NastyRiffraff]

10. There was no "He became a president today"?

Surprising.

They applaud him for roboticly reading a speech written by somebody else. He didn't mean a word of it. Watch for his tweets.

[IronLionZion]

12. The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”


― Charles Bukowski

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. How many times is the media gonna say Orange A$$face has found his "voice"?

[packman]

15. The hell with finding his voice

Let him go out and find his mind, compassion and empathy to fill up some of that hollow space in his soul.

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. NOT possible for Orange A$$face.

[sarge43]

16. Even broken clocks get it right twice a day. He can't even do that much.

Putting it another way, one attaboy doesn't cancel a thousand ah shits.

There aren't enough electrons in the universe to list all the ways he has savaged, insulted and ruined everything and everyone he's come in contact with.

He read a speech written by some wonk in the West Wing. BFD.

[lunatica]

18. Judging from the photo of himself with the hospital staff they were having a great time

He had his best smile on.

His actions and words in Puerto Rico and against the Mayor of San Juan make him a complete failure as a President as well as a human being. He had already shown us this before, but it cinched it for me in Puerto Rico.

He has Trump hotel there. Obviously he cares about Las Vegas. His attempts to have any glitzy real estate in Puerto Rico ended in bankruptcy. So obviously he dislikes Puerto Rico. Is there anything more to think about his actions?

His supposed 'redemption' with Las Vegas will not last. His next tweet will take care of that.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

19. Carefully orchestrate show.

It's obvious he changes completely when in a red zone - especially where he has property, all carefully planned by his minders.

In Vegas (red zone): Full of sympathy and support, very scripted with little off-the-cuff. Has property interests there.

Puerto Rico (blue zone): Rabid asshole. Mean spirited and cutting, no sympathy and conditional support. No financial interests there.

[rock]

20. "You went a whole day without pooping in your pants."

That we know of.

[barbtries]

22. i hate the way the media tries to normalize this

abnormal pathetic excuse for a human being, let alone president.

he's sick. he's corrupt. he's a liar. he's not changing. we need to be rid of him.

[TNNurse]

24. His voice was monotone without inflection or emotion.

[underpants]

26. I'm helping!

[avebury]

28. He is only empathetic when he is talking to his peeps! nt

[Still In Wisconsin]

29. Every time he actually manages to avoid shitting himself, they declare him "Presidential."

See! We knew he would pivot! This was the moment Donald J. Trump truly became President!!!

Oh wait, let's check Twitter. Oh. Nevermind.

[Tracer]

31. He was reeking of insincerity.

The "real" Arsehole is the off-script one.

[cwydro]

32. So true.

So sad.

[3catwoman3]

33. It's not a low bar. It's not even a ditch.

It's the Marianas Trench.