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jodymarie aimee

(3,975 posts) Thu Oct 5, 2017, 09:36 AM Oct 2017

Trump Sandwich: white bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, small pickle.

Trump Sandwich:
white bread
lots of baloney
Russian dressing
small pickle

Loads of calories President Piggie....and we are all about to burst in collective horror.

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Trump Sandwich: white bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, small pickle. (Original Post) jodymarie aimee Oct 2017 OP

Well done... brooklynite Oct 2017 #1

and sour grapes on the side... samnsara Oct 2017 #2

Funny Stuff! ProfessorGAC Oct 2017 #3

funny but true bdamomma Oct 2017 #4

Needs extra cheese! Initech Oct 2017 #5

Fake cheese, likely Velveeta... JHB Oct 2017 #10

Trump strikes me more as a Kraft singles guy. Initech Oct 2017 #11

Trump probably eats them by themselves. Willie Pep Oct 2017 #12

One quarter of a Kraft single on a Ritz Cracker. VOX Oct 2017 #15

An oldie but goodie! MoonRiver Oct 2017 #6

I'd order that sandwich, but only if... NeoGreen Oct 2017 #7

And, double the gravy. GoCubsGo Oct 2017 #8

On toast. seshers Oct 2017 #9

Double white bread lark Oct 2017 #13

And the pickle is, of course, Chipper Chat Oct 2017 #14

Been around for a while, but still funny relayerbob Oct 2017 #16

And always guaranteed to be crusty, flaky, and bitter IronLionZion Oct 2017 #17

Smallest pickle ever! mgardener Oct 2017 #18

And the whole thing saturated with ketchup. Sugar Smack Oct 2017 #19

Now, that's funny! Unrepentant Fenian Oct 2017 #20

Not MY white bread, it's from scratch. raven mad Oct 2017 #21

brooklynite

(96,882 posts)

1. Well done...

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 09:38 AM

Oct 2017

samnsara

(18,771 posts)

2. and sour grapes on the side...

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 09:56 AM

Oct 2017

ProfessorGAC

(76,960 posts)

3. Funny Stuff!

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 10:03 AM

Oct 2017

You could have added the side of 2 scoops of ice cream!

bdamomma

(69,582 posts)

4. funny but true

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 10:05 AM

Oct 2017

lots of baloney is correct.

Initech

(108,938 posts)

5. Needs extra cheese!

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 10:06 AM

Oct 2017

And a Diet Coke. And for dessert - two scoops of ice cream.

JHB

(38,258 posts)

10. Fake cheese, likely Velveeta...

Reply to Initech (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 10:55 AM

Oct 2017

Proper coloration, and gets all bent out of shape under even the slightest heat.

Initech

(108,938 posts)

11. Trump strikes me more as a Kraft singles guy.

Reply to JHB (Reply #10)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:03 AM

Oct 2017

The more processed it is, the better!

Willie Pep

(841 posts)

12. Trump probably eats them by themselves.

Reply to Initech (Reply #11)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:19 AM

Oct 2017

Trump strikes me as the kind of guy to just eat Kraft singles without anything else while watching some bad television show.

VOX

(22,976 posts)

15. One quarter of a Kraft single on a Ritz Cracker.

Reply to Willie Pep (Reply #12)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:49 AM

Oct 2017

A savory hors d’oeuvre fit for FuckFace.

MoonRiver

(36,975 posts)

6. An oldie but goodie!

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 10:07 AM

Oct 2017

NeoGreen

(4,036 posts)

7. I'd order that sandwich, but only if...

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 10:15 AM

Oct 2017

...the bread is "toast" when "served".

GoCubsGo

(34,945 posts)

8. And, double the gravy.

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Thu Oct 5, 2017, 10:17 AM

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seshers

(229 posts)

9. On toast.

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 10:51 AM

Oct 2017

Get it?

lark

(26,086 posts)

13. Double white bread

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:40 AM

Oct 2017

to maintain that HUGE grossly fat bulk.

Chipper Chat

(10,890 posts)

14. And the pickle is, of course,

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:41 AM

Oct 2017

a DEAL pickle.

relayerbob

(7,436 posts)

16. Been around for a while, but still funny

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:51 AM

Oct 2017

At least as funny as it can be when that moron is in office

IronLionZion

(51,399 posts)

17. And always guaranteed to be crusty, flaky, and bitter

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:54 AM

Oct 2017

while being told that it is the greatest sandwich ever. It's so great you'll be tired of it's greatness.

mgardener

(2,377 posts)

18. Smallest pickle ever!

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:55 AM

Oct 2017

Believe me!

Sugar Smack

(18,748 posts)

19. And the whole thing saturated with ketchup.

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 11:59 AM

Oct 2017

Ew.

Unrepentant Fenian

(1,134 posts)

20. Now, that's funny!

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 01:37 PM

Oct 2017

raven mad

(4,940 posts)

21. Not MY white bread, it's from scratch.

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Thu Oct 5, 2017, 05:26 PM

Oct 2017

But he can have a bagel or three. No, wait. Friends make those..............

LOVE this post.

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