Trump Sandwich: white bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, small pickle.

[jodymarie aimee]

Trump Sandwich:
white bread
lots of baloney
Russian dressing
small pickle

Loads of calories President Piggie....and we are all about to burst in collective horror.

[brooklynite]

1. Well done...

[samnsara]

2. and sour grapes on the side...

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Funny Stuff!

You could have added the side of 2 scoops of ice cream!

[bdamomma]

4. funny but true

lots of baloney is correct.

[Initech]

5. Needs extra cheese!

And a Diet Coke. And for dessert - two scoops of ice cream.

[JHB]

10. Fake cheese, likely Velveeta...

Proper coloration, and gets all bent out of shape under even the slightest heat.

[Initech]

11. Trump strikes me more as a Kraft singles guy.

The more processed it is, the better!

[Willie Pep]

12. Trump probably eats them by themselves.

Trump strikes me as the kind of guy to just eat Kraft singles without anything else while watching some bad television show.

[VOX]

15. One quarter of a Kraft single on a Ritz Cracker.

A savory hors d’oeuvre fit for FuckFace.

[MoonRiver]

6. An oldie but goodie!

[NeoGreen]

7. I'd order that sandwich, but only if...

...the bread is "toast" when "served".

[GoCubsGo]

8. And, double the gravy.

[seshers]

9. On toast.

Get it?

[lark]

13. Double white bread

to maintain that HUGE grossly fat bulk.

[Chipper Chat]

14. And the pickle is, of course,

a DEAL pickle.

[relayerbob]

16. Been around for a while, but still funny

At least as funny as it can be when that moron is in office

[IronLionZion]

17. And always guaranteed to be crusty, flaky, and bitter

while being told that it is the greatest sandwich ever. It's so great you'll be tired of it's greatness.

[mgardener]

18. Smallest pickle ever!

Believe me!

[Sugar Smack]

19. And the whole thing saturated with ketchup.

Ew.

[Unrepentant Fenian]

20. Now, that's funny!

[raven mad]

21. Not MY white bread, it's from scratch.

But he can have a bagel or three. No, wait. Friends make those..............

LOVE this post.