Crazy Ted says he could have stopped Vegas shooter with rocket launcher.

[yellowcanine]

http://uspoln.com/2017/10/05/nugent-stopped-vegas-shooting-rocket-launcher/

You can't make up this shit.

[Luciferous]

1. So he would've shot a rocket into a hotel? That makes sense.

[benld74]

2. Including 7-10 floors around floor 23 too

[muntrv]

3. Oh really?

https://www.google.com/search?q=gun+humpers&prmd=ivsn&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&fir=XBOVf323G6OueM%253A%252Cm5m7o39KT20RHM%252C_%253BP_w8LOMJH5_-RM%253A%252CVwq5_C-iYmOiNM%252C_%253BGD6MyRigVqjb_M%253A%252CKBeSNaCa1eTOXM%252C_%253BCyL8-opuoDTcgM%253A%252CVovBI-KDJVlRcM%252C_%253BHLy6spryTFxxoM%253A%252CCPpBF8J5OeCzdM%252C_%253BQu9NssDM_gUwlM%253A%252C2r-NoK70iK1wRM%252C_%253BvTqv2dY2gk1HmM%253A%252CqnUDcyjPPSi94M%252C_%253By5enbPTD3T9EBM%253A%252CNZkGh0q6FaZtAM%252C_%253BRaSzV2EWXCPKxM%253A%252Cu-imEBFnWVFUzM%252C_%253BtmGED4NFcEbAbM%253A%252C9hfxJ1SZIC1yhM%252C_&usg=__nr6ExrIJFdVhlAtJZsi6fXLQDSo%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwisqJXm5trWAhVrw4MKHeRYBm8QsAQIJA&biw=600&bih=1024#imgrc=MGdiZKmGmbBjNM:

[LuckyCharms]

4. Could have stopped him with a nuke too.

But that doesn't mean it's the thing to do.

[bathroommonkey76]

5. He'd shit his pants before that happened.

[Raster]

22. purposely... and then looked for a 14-year old girl to abuse.

[bathroommonkey76]

24. He likes them younger.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/courtney-love-i-gave-ted-nugent-oral-sex-at-age/

[Raster]

27. oh yeah, teddyboy shittypants IS A PEDOPHILE...

...shootin' a bow and arrow wrapped in red, white and blowjob.

[HughBeaumont]

44. Behold - AH Little Miss Dangerous.

[Major Nikon]

31. He'd be too busy raping children

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Sure, but tactical nuclear weapons would have worked even better.

[Stuart G]

7. Who is ..."Crazy Ted" ?

[yellowcanine]

9. Ted Nugent.

[Stuart G]

11. Oh...that Crazy Ted.....thank you..He is CRAZY..!!!

[ecstatic]

39. Lol. I assumed this was about Ted Cruz.

And no, I don't know what Ted Nugent looks like.

[longship]

8. I'll raise the stakes. I could do it with a "Tsar Bomba"

It's like prunes. Are three gigatons enough? Are four too many? It's best to make sure, one would think.

[struggle4progress]

10. "I'm hoping this gets my name in the news!"

[USALiberal]

12. I wonder if some members here think they could have also? nt

[BootinUp]

13. He stole my idea, but I was joking. Nt

[spanone]

14. he must never read what he says...he's impervious to his idiocracy.

these chickenhawk backyard soldiers think they are somehow important...

believe me ted, you're not.

[muntrv]

15. Typical gun humper.

[yellowcanine]

16. Is that a fungus on his chin or some kind of redneck beard?

[lindysalsagal]

17. ...and start the entire building on fire, engulfing all neighboring buildings, killing even more peo

people, both in the building and on the ground below it....

That's so stupid, it would only happen in a film if it were a terrorist who was bombarding the building in an effort to do as much damage as possible.

[L. Coyote]

18. And yet we waste oxygen and time on this moron?

People like this need to be ignored entirely.

[defacto7]

19. Rocket launchers are the "in" fashion statement now.

They should be requirements at all country music concerts... and operas.

[sarcasmo]

20. Loofah O'reilly says "it's the price of freedom."

[imanamerican63]

21. I thought you were talking his crazy cousin.....

Teddy, I'm a pain in the @$$, Cruz!

[Skittles]

23. typical gun humping coward

no logic

[Laura PourMeADrink]

25. shoot - saw "crazy Ted" and thought "Cruz"

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

48. I guess this is "Crazy Ted" vs "Lyin' Ted"

Trump is meticulous about his selection of adjectives.

[jmowreader]

26. Herpes Face probably should have listened in those army classes he dodged his way out of

If he would have gone to basic training instead of shitting his pants, he would know that any rocket you can "walk around with" (yes, he wants to "walk around" with a rocket launcher; if there was any question about Ted Nugent's sanity it has been put to rest) has a maximum effective range of a couple hundred meters (I used google maps' Measure function and a rough estimate that a tall building has 10 feet vertically from floor to floor to determine that if this sick fuck were standing at the corner of Mandalay Bay Road and Las Vegas Boulevard, the shot would be 320 meters), and it's unguided so it would be a little hard to shoot a rocket from the ground into a 32nd-story window.

[krispos42]

28. He's absolutely right

Paddock would have been rolling on the floor laughing is ass off at this idiot, and thus incapacitated.

Tom Petty dies, and Nugget lives on. What a world.

[WhiteTara]

29. Is this the moron running for Congress?

[Luz]

45. No, thats the other moron, kid rock.

[WhiteTara]

46. Thanks. It's hard to keep them straight

they all look alike!

[left-of-center2012]

32. He's such a patriot ...

... that before his army draft physical he crapped and pissed in his pants for two weeks, and wore them to the physical.

[TheBlackAdder]

33. Landing strip on chin. I thought he had a Big Mamba Dildo in his ass, but it's a rocket launcher!

[Bradical79]

34. Was hoping you were talking about Ted Cruz lol

[tanyev]

35. Oh sure, and killed how many more innocent people in the hotel?

Dumbass.

[Generic Brad]

36. Wow. And he wasn't even there

That must be some wild ass theoretical rocket launcher he's talking about.

[Make7]

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[HAB911]

42. Should be moved to the Humor board

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1198

[Raine]

38. so he carries one around with him all the time

for just such an occasion, oh sure.

[Vinca]

40. And the shooter could have lobbed a rocket at the crowd. WTF?

[HughBeaumont]

43. "I WOULDA GIVEN HIM SOME PANTS SHAT FEVURRRR!"

Fucking chickenhawk. You wouldn't-a done SHIT. Or maybe you would have done shit . . . your pants!

[Initech]

47. Oh how cute. Ted thinks he's Rambo again.

Must be nice to live in a world where facts don't matter.