Fuckface is talking on TV.

[LuckyCharms]

1256 pm eastern time.

Don't trip in your mad rush to watch.

[MontanaMama]

1. I thought I heard his evil

whisper from the other room. Maybe he's talking about the "calm before the storm"?

[LuckyCharms]

3. He's saying how the President of Mexico called him to thank him for our earthquake response.

Sure, Donny.

Also, he has his people in the crowd, who are cheering him.

[elehhhhna]

31. What earthquake response?

[TeapotInATempest]

2. Thanks for the warning.

[ksoze]

4. It's the Hispanic Month Celebration

how much did they pay this audience to calp and cheer?

[LuckyCharms]

6. Yes, sounds just a little fake lol. n/t

[Iggo]

10. It's probably a good thing he doesn't speak Spanish.

[gratuitous]

33. They cheered me so loudly! What does 'pendejo' mean?

Is that Mexican for 'president'?

[lunasun]

11. Do they get free taco bowls from his hotel??

[SoCalNative]

16. I'll bet they promised them

taco bowls

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I'm not listening.

But I'm sure he'll have lots to say about what a great job he, personally, is doing to help Puerto Rico.

[LuckyCharms]

8. I'm losing track of what he is talking about.

He makes me stare into space and think about puppies. Nice little puppies.

[MontanaMama]

7. Gah!

He just called the WH a "special place". Didn't he call it a "dump" recently. Crazy fucking Dotard.

[spiderpig]

9. Here I am trying to make lunch for Mr. pig

and here comes this scripted clusterf**k.

Could it possibly be more staged and obvious?

[LuckyCharms]

13. welp, just puked on my BLT. Spontaneously. n/t

[nolabear]

12. Oh look. He's talking out his ass again.

Le Petomaine has nothing on this guy.

[LuckyCharms]

15. Thanks for the visual.

I bet his orange ass looks like it has been hit with 200 golf balls.

[elehhhhna]

32. The president has cellulite on his ass, pass it on

[underpants]

18. No other fuckface can talk out their ass like him. The best.

[Alea]

14. Haha I love the thread title - nt

[LuckyCharms]

17. Thanks. I am not allowed to type what I normally call him. n/t

[underpants]

21. I was just about to make the same comment

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. I perfer Orange A$$face. It suits him.

[Grammy23]

19. I muted it the second I looked up and saw his orange face.

They layered the orange make up on with a trowel today. Melania looks like she is squinting through the slits that pass for eyes. Her make up is kinda caked on, too. Next thing you know, he will have shuffled her out the door and replaced her with someone half of his age or less.

Wonder if he has a clue how many of us openly mock him and his family?? It is the only way for us to keep our sanity. To quote Jimmy Buffet, if we weren’t all crazy, we’d all go insane.

[LuckyCharms]

20. It's pretty telling that no one is asking who fuckface is. n/t

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. Right.

[madaboutharry]

22. I am convinced that Melania is actually a robot.

She literally does not look like a real person.

[HipChick]

25. me too....loved this skit by Tracy Ulman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=b6NqscIsidQ

[RKP5637]

28. A plastic robot at best! n/t

[MoonRiver]

23. Immediately switched to History Channel.

Much more interesting than Dotard the Moron.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

24. Political power more important than self respect

Sad

[Rhiannon12866]

26. I muted the TV, as well.

I started switching the channel whenever he came on during the campaign, couldn't wait for it to be over so I'd never have to see or hear him again.

[RKP5637]

27. Every time that asshole is on TV, I then have to wash my TV screen off. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

29. Here's a handy palate cleanser.

[RKP5637]

34. Perfect !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[Thomas Hurt]

30. Shouldn't he be on AF One headed for Bedminster....

[Initech]

37. Now remember it's a shot of vodka every time he says "me", "my", or "myself".

Chug a beer every time he says "OK".

Take a drink every time he says something stupid.

[LuckyCharms]

39. I'm at the hospital getting all of my blood replaced with non-alcoholic blood.

I took a shot whenever he said thank you, thank you very much.

[Initech]

40. Yeah that would do it!

[MFM008]

38. MUTE

button......................always.

[lpbk2713]

41. Screw him.

My fondest wish is that he expires before his term does.
He is a dirty stain on America's history.

[ProfessorGAC]

42. Who?

So needy and desperate for attention, i'm going with the "i have no idea who that is" approach.

[IronLionZion]

43. I like how we all know exactly who you are talking about