Trumpy on tv (press conference) attention span of a gnat!

[FM123]

He's just looking around the room, Winking , smiling, nodding like he's trying to figure out where the punch bowl is at the prom....

[FM123]

2. Yup!

[Wounded Bear]

3. Notice how he loses his place...

He ad libs and looks up, then can't find out where he was and keeps ad-libbing.

[FM123]

4. He had to be grabbed by Pence

Because that idiot actually started to leave the room without signing the papers....
Any day now, he's going to be led around by one of those toddler harnesses.

[demmiblue]

5. Again?!

[FM123]

6. Yep!

I predict that very soon he will start toileting in the Oval Office, confusing it for the oval throne.

[demmiblue]

8. I had to see for myself:

Link to tweet

What a dumbass.

[smirkymonkey]

12. He reminds me of Phillip the Hyper-Hypo (Mike Meyers) from SNL

[FM123]

13. Exactly!!!

[Nevernose]

7. I only heard him on the radio

He seemed tranquilized to the gills. Damn near slurring. Of course, that might have just been his poor reading abilities, too.

[gordianot]

11. Gnats actually have plenty of attention as a pest they swarm the sweat of their victims.

Trump is a pest that seeks attention so the comparison with a gnat does fit well. I have always wondered what purpose gnats serve other than annoyance and food for spiders.. The seemingly random attention of Donald Trump is decidedly an annoyance and is on purpose.

[FM123]

14. Come to think of it, comparing Trumpy to gnats is an insult to gnats

[gordianot]

15. Agreed