Dear Mr Trump: Eat More Big Macs!

[Loyd]

And KFC Double Downs. And order extra cheese on your tacos! Remember, your highly-skilled doctor has stated you're the healthiest man ever to occupy the presidency. You're in Adonis-like shape, and you don't NEED no stinkin' exercise!

[Frustratedlady]

1. And don't forget the greatest chocolate cake EVER...

Have a couple for good measure. Mmmmmm, good!

[Initech]

5. With 15 scoops of ice cream!

[BigmanPigman]

2. I think ha already has...did you see the picture of him cheating/golfing

posted on DU earlier?

Link to tweet

/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democraticunderground.com%2F%3Fcom%3Dview_post%26forum%3D1002%26pid%3D9711170

[Initech]

6. That picture has been around for a while.

I'm sure he's only got fatter since that picture was taken!

[linuxman]

11. You know that's a shop, right?

[BigmanPigman]

17. Is it? It looks plausible.

Now I really do want a current photo where he is not covered up by a "slimming" suit jacket and long tie.

[linuxman]

19. Here's a link showing the original.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4138392/Donald-Trump-climbing-golf-green-Photoshop-challenge.html



I don't get the whole "Look how faaaaaaaaaaat he is! Such an awful person!" line of criticism. I mean shit, there's like a million other real things to hammer him with, right? Why go through the trouble of adding lbs?

[janterry]

27. Well, his obesity always reminds me

of his anti-scientific theory about exercise: don't. You are born with a certain amount of energy, and don't want to waste it on exercise.

I get your point, though. And it's true.

[PJMcK]

28. The fat thing

While I agree with you that criticizing Trump's obvious obesity seems minor compared to the serious and substantive issues we're facing, keep in mind that he has had plenty to say about other people's looks and weight.

If he feels free to make negative comments publicly about others, I don't see anything wrong with including his appearance in the great many issues for which Trump can be criticized.

Lastly, you're right about photoshopping pictures of him. Perhaps the time and energy spent creating these fake images could be directed towards electing Democratic candidates and enacting progressive policies.

[linuxman]

30. I guess I don't see the need to denigrate someone for their weight.

I call him a hypocrite and leave it at that.

[madokie]

13. LOL

I do find it hard to believe that the dotard has enough ooompf to climb up that far. He's a sorry lazy sumbiotch by anyones measure is I all I know for certain

[Loyd]

16. Almost Afraid to Ask

What were the two messages that got removed?

[BigmanPigman]

18. I am curious too.

[JI7]

3. And he deserves far more than just 2 scoops of icee cream

And eat it with a huge slice of chocolate cake.

He deserves all of this during all meals each day.

[Matthew28]

4. I hope he stops in

at the heartattack grill soon. Has two or three of those puppies.

[Initech]

7. That sounds like his kind of place!

Extra cheese, quadruple the bacon, lard laden chili, duck fat fries, extra heavy milkshakes. Go on Donnie, you know you want to!

[malaise]

29. Getting up off the floor

[JI7]

24. don't they have some deal where some people can eat Free

i think if they are able to eat a certain amount. and you know how he likes free shit that he doesn't have to pay for.

[jrthin]

8. Don't forget to add a pound of lard to each

Meal. It helps with digestion.

[MFM008]

9. here you go bucko

[ProudLib72]

10. As an actor who plays a quack doctor on TV

I have to recommend he use the Gag-O-Matic 3000 to shove as much food as possible down his gullet. He is looking a little frail, and he needs to bulk up in order to be in peak shape for the war with NK.

Gag-O-Matic 3000 in action:

[Loyd]

12. And we both know that Trump would react EXACTLY as Homer does

"More!" In all aspects of life--not just eating--Donald Trump is a disgusting glutton.

[kydo]

20. push that presidential coke button every hour.

[Rhiannon12866]

21. I don't think Mr. Two Scoops needs any encouragement

Mr. Golf Cart is doing fine all on his own...

[DFW]

22. Donald Trump is John Goldfarb's King Fawz

I realize that is probably an obscure reference, but there is always the film, if you can find it, or even the book (look around pages 132 and 133 for a brief reference): https://books.google.de/books?id=40zoBgAAQBAJ&pg=PA132&lpg=PA132&dq=King+Fawz&source=bl&ots=ls7gjSJj9X&sig=XOBltEMhRa1BHGyrVtw1xrPn4VQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwji643q0PTWAhUCXhoKHZwMBnoQ6AEIMjAC#v=onepage&q=King%20Fawz&f=false

The film is pretty funny, too. Imagine getting Richard Crenna, Peter Ustinov (King Fawz) and a very young Shirley Maclaine in a dated comedy film, all three giving stellar performances.

[spiderpig]

23. He's wheezing when he's reading from the teleprompter.

He can deny it all he wants, but he is in terrible physical condition.

[JI7]

25. i don't have Twitter but those who do should Tweet Pictures of Big Macs , KFC and other shit he

likes to eat .

[syringis]

26. I have a great authentic recipe of Belgian frites :-)

A pretty good accelerator for the whole process...

Frites or more commonly named French fries, are cooked twice in beef fat. Indeed, it gives a great flavor...it also explodes the bad cholesterol level.

Of course, as an authentic dish, it must be eaten appropriately : with mayonnaise.

Just to ensure a significant level of saturated fat.

Do you think the recipe could interest Trump ?