What did you do retroactively today? nt

[mfcorey1]

[Wounded Bear]

1. I went back and mowed the lawn....

But apparently I went too far back and now it needs to be mowed again.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Went back to the days when I had a full head of hair,

however I didn't recognize myself, so I left.

[panader0]

3. I erased my arrest record (misdemeanor possession of MJ)

and dialed my bank statement back to when I had some money in it.
I went back to how I felt when I was forty.
Oh, and I retroactively had relations with that great blonde I knew years ago.
Still breathing hard......

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. I wish I could... get good knees

They are particularly painful today after a full week of Comic-Con

[Summer Hathaway]

5. I un-met my first two husbands.

I spent the rest of the day explaining to my kids that they were never born.

[2on2u]

6. That's pretty damn funny..... n/t

[wendylaroux]

7. first,lol Summer H

and then I un-ate 2 cream puffs from today.It never happened.I am now guilt free.

[flvegan]

8. I put $20k on the Rams, Super Bowl 34.

[2on2u]

9. I went back and selected a different egg, now I have brown hair, blue eyes, and

I'm a twin.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. Dieted.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Won the last ten California lottery jackpots

and took my wife Maggie Q (who I also retroactively married) on a world tour of the famous restaurants.

[zappaman]

12. I retroactively invested everything in a new company called STARBUCKS.

Can I cash out now?

[AsahinaKimi]

13. I retroactively

returned the entire box of cookies, I just ate. (Well, it took a week but...hey.)

[Cal Carpenter]

14. Ate better and stopped smoking 20 years ago

Aw, wouldn't that be nice...

[thelordofhell]

15. I founded Lougle and Motley Lou

[Igel]

16. Retitled a car and registered it

Had to be titled by 6/29, but I needed to get it inspected before I could retitle it.

Couldn't get it inspected until I had a temporary permit to drive it to the inspection station. I got that 7/1.

Then couldn't get it running until 7/10. Ran it a bit on 7/10 and 7/11 until it "felt" normal and took it for inspection.

Rounded up all the paperwork and took it to the county office yesterday, 7/17.

Well, it wasn't within the 20-day period. So I could either get all the sale documentation re-signed and re-notarized, or ...

I could look helpless and explain stuff to the clerk. The paperwork the nice clerk behind the counter produced for me says that the new title is dated 6/29/2012.

The one-year registration expires at the end of 6/2013. The car now shows as being normally registered for use on public roads a full two days before I got the temporary permit for it. Numerous days before the inspection happened. Quite amusing.

(But that's impossible! There's no such thing as time travel! We need an exploding head emoticon. )

[white_wolf]

17. I retroactively bought copies of Action Comics #1 and Detective #27 for 10 cents.

I then sold them each for a million dollars.

[dixiegrrrrl]

18. Kicking..cause this is a great premise.

[malaise]

19. I'll know tomorrow

[Atman]

20. WTF? I responded to this post three days ago!

[lindysalsagal]

21. I retroactively left a total fool at the altar.

Would that it were true....

[Zanzoobar]

22. I didn't smash my brother in his mouth.

And despise him for no reason.

[DevonRex]

23. I retro-exercised and ate well. Nt

[Douglas Carpenter]

24. bought a handful of lottery tickets

[LiberalEsto]

25. I retroactively returned to junior high school

and beat the living crap out of a dozen or so classmates who richly deserved it.

[elleng]

26. Walked around the duck pond?

(Waiting for weather retroactively to improve!)

[Lint Head]

27. I made 6 billion dollars and paid all of my debts, bought an island and finally told

my high school crush to kiss me. She did.

[Scuba]

28. Sold IBM and bought Microsoft...

... Used the profits to defeat George W. Bush. 9/11 and the Iraq and Afghanistan wars never happened.

[pnwmom]

29. I retroactively went on a diet and lost 20 pounds!

Easiest diet I ever had.