MAGA: Make America Go Away

Every morning, Pres. Turd wakes up and thinks up 5 new ways to destroy America on behalf of his boss, Vlad the Impostor.

Destroy all those brown Americans in Puwerrrto RrrIco!
Destroy our public education system!
Destroy our health!
Transfer our wealth!
Destroy our military AND their families!

Make America Go Away! You can buy the hat (Made in 'gina) for only $40.

But wait, there's more...