Tax returns in the hands of God. Please come CAPTION The Mitt-ster!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt (The Mighty Mormon) Romney is saying: "Well, when I'm confronted with such important questions, I pray. . . . This time, I've asked God to give me a sign if He wants me to release more tax returns. . . . I asked Him to make it clear. . . . If He wants me to release more, show me something like a divine light hovering over the IRS for several days in a row or a Irish Setter bringing me a chiseled tablet with a message from Him telling me what years to release. . . . Well, I'm still waiting. "

[jorno67]

1. Dear America, You forget that I am a Republican...

and therefore not subject to any of the following:
Disclosure
Competence
Responsibility
Reason
Accountability
History
Ethics

That is the end of my prepared statement, there will be no questions.

[HopeHoops]

2. "And that round cakey thing with the chocolate icing and hole in the middle fit right over my finger

[Motown_Johnny]

3. "In other words, it will take a Miracle of Biblical proportions for you to see my tax returns."

[abolugi]

4. "You people" can't see my tax returns!

I'm buying the Presidency for Pete's sake!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. Come on in to Mitt's Mercedes Benz. I want to put you in a new Mercedes TODAY!

Bring your wife and we'll dicker!