All I can say is: What the hell?

[kpete]

@DonaldJTrumpJr
I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.

Link to tweet

[Codeine]

1. What a vile asshole. nt

[MyNameIsKhan]

2. What! Two back to back dishwashers though !

[Irish_Dem]

6. Or two refrigerators or two ovens. I noticed that too.

[MyNameIsKhan]

15. I would imagine dishwashers make lot of sense but who knows about rich people ...

Maybe trash compactors !

[Irish_Dem]

20. Is this the son who is a hunter? Maybe he has a freezer for his dead carcasses.

Yes I have no idea how the other half lives.

[MyNameIsKhan]

28. Yeah both sons are hunters ! Freezer(s) will be needed for storing cadaver or trophy heads ...

[Irish_Dem]

48. OMG no. There could be animal heads in the freezer behind the baby?

Like Halloween every day in that family.

[Corvo Bianco]

46. Lol

You're probably right. The 1% has majestic animals stockpiled in their cellars.
Poor Chloe

[KY_EnviroGuy]

32. They've go a lot of $100 bills to launder! n/t

[Irish_Dem]

49. Good one. Probably need super industrial size money washers. nt

[Irish_Dem]

3. Arrogant SOB. What a jerk.

[spanone]

4. hey junior, don't teach your kid to be an asshole like your dad did.

[Irish_Dem]

53. I bet this is how his dad talked to him when he was a child.

The kids soaked it up like a sponge.
And no charm to soften it.

[Coventina]

5. There isn't a single day I'm not embarrassed by that @$$hat.

[Eyeball_Kid]

7. And he'll do it because he's a prick. There's no need for a further explanation.

[bluepen]

8. Is it too early to teach her the difference between "to" and "too"?

[tanyev]

9. Its a little early for her to learn that her dads an asshole, but perhaps the truth is best.

[Grammy23]

42. Born into a family of jerks!

Poor kid. 😕

[Skittles]

10. he is a rich fucking snob who has never done an honest day's work in his entire privilged life

fuck him

[smirkymonkey]

11. Yeah, you do that, asshat.

Meanwhile, the rest of us will be counting the days until your indictment. Your days are numbered.

[NCTraveler]

12. My child is at home sick, you piece of shit.

Let’s talk socialism. Socialized medicine.

Maybe we should also discuss the state of far too many neighborhoods in this country and how big government can do good.

Let’s talk about education. I wonder if his sorry ass is even aware there are public schools.

I really dislike this asshole.

[Irish_Dem]

58. He is pretty much a worthless POS, a waste of protoplasm.

This man has an adorable child, who wants to have fun and he has to act like an idiot at her expense.

Sorry your little one is sick.

[SCantiGOP]

13. Socialism?

So she “earned” her candy by asking for handouts from strangers?

[anneboleyn]

37. MTE. It makes absolutely no fucking sense at all. Free candy is...earned by asking for free candy?

[FakeNoose]

14. Here's what he really meant

"I'm going to take half of Chloe's candy and eat it myself. It's never too early to teach her about Capitalism."

[world wide wally]

22. No other kid will ever see that candy

[Boomerproud]

25. Winner!

[uponit7771]

50. +1

[Irish_Dem]

51. I will take all the candy and give you this one small piece.

This is what he meant.

[Trust Buster]

16. Shuoldnt he consult with his Russian operative buddies before making that decision ?

[lame54]

17. Truth is...

He is going to keep it for himself. After all, she did all the work

[BigmanPigman]

18. How ironic that he dressed her as a cop.

Is she going to protect daddy's head when he is arrested?

[Tanuki]

19. Why not do like your dad and steal $1.2 million from the money people gave to St. Judes

to provide care for children with cancer and to search for cures? Never too early to learn about Trump family values! St. Judes never charges its patients or their families... that must really rub that evil bunch of grifters the wrong way.

[GoCubsGo]

21. Naw, what you'll really be teaching her is what your dad taught you:

How to be a thief and an asshole. You ought to be enjoying what time you have left with your kid. Federal prisons have limited visitor hours.

[Wwcd]

23. He's giving Cloe's candy to his Dad!!?

[milestogo]

24. I'm going to ask my friend Bubba who just got out of the joint

to visit you and teach you about prison life.

[Achilleaze]

26. The poor republican bastard boy knows nothing of the word "generosity"

generosity of heart, generosity of spirit, generous good feeling that comes for both givers and receivers when surplus is shared. That's actually a core tradition that goes back many thousands of years on North America, though republicans would totally eradicate that wisdom way if they could.

"republican family-values" such as this basic greed-infested snark meme from the Junior republican TreasonWeasel, reveal how degenerate the GOP has become. They piss on America's POWs and Gold Star Mothers, and on American values like truth, integrity, honor, service, duty, loyalty not to the kremlin but the to USA, and now piss upon the spiritual virtues of GENEROSITY, caring and sharing with our fellow citizens. This is of course also what Christ asked of his followers.

Junior's ANTI message reeks of bastardized, mutant "republican family values."

[Lifelong Protester]

27. TOO early to teach the difference

between "to" and "too"??

[anneboleyn]

34. He's such an idiot. Despite his claims that he's so smart like his daddy

[mercuryblues]

29. That pail only

1/3 full. It looks like he skimmed some off the top and hid it somewhere. Only willing to be taxed on 1/3 of her gross pay.

She has scum for parents. In 15 years when she googles he name, she will learn a few not so nice things about them.

[Jim__]

30. Of course, because Donnie junior's had to work so hard for his money ...

... so he knows capitalism rewards hard work - inheritin' is really hard.

[ailsagirl]

31. scum.of.the.earth

[anneboleyn]

33. So giving out free candy is not socialism but "sitting at home" IS socialism? Moron. And what a jerk

of a post. And oh yeah she went out trick or treating and walking from house to house. Sure Trump. He's really vile.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

35. Oh Jr., she's already going to be learning so much about the justice system this year.

[Buns_of_Fire]

36. Oh, come on. You know he's not really going to do that.

He's going to take ALL of Chloe's candy and EAT IT HIMSELF!!!

(Especially the "KFC Gravy Gummies". He loves them little suckers.)

It's never too early to teach her about Trumponomics.

[raccoon]

38. What a dipshit. Nt

[Permanut]

39. Well, if it was my kid..

I'd take 80% of her candy and give it to Mercer and the Koch brothers. Teach her how conservative politics works.

[Mister Ed]

40. Dude, take ALL her candy and teach about your brand of capitalism! n/t

[anneboleyn]

41. That "bucket of candy" was thrown together for a photo op. It has like seven small

bags of those "individual" Halloween servings of candy. It wasn't "earned" by walking from house to house (socialism? Free candy?) He uses his children for a mean-spirited photo op that doesn't even make sense.

[The Wielding Truth]

43. Socialism is part of being compassionate. Yet, she is young to have her candy just taken.

If another child could not go out it would be kind of her and expected of her to share some. Sharing is not a bad thing.

[Bleacher Creature]

44. It's also never too early to learn how to spell. NT

[Codeine]

45. Teach her that being rich, white, and blond

means she's never going to know a moment of privation, want, fear, or injustice for the entirety of her privileged little existence, all through the random happenstance of winning the birth lottery.

Fuck you and your stupid-ass little kid.

[TheCowsCameHome]

47. Robert Mueller is going to teach you about justice, asshole.

[muntrv]

52. Chloe, don't be too nice to dad!

[HopeAgain]

54. Poor kid will be visiting Dad at the Fed Pen

Every Saturday.

[Deb]

55. Exploiting your child for perceived political gain is NEVER acceptable

Candy is not the only thing she is being deprived of.

[LonePirate]

56. Here's a terrific response using tax cut messaging

Link to tweet

Red T Raccoon? @RedTRaccoon

I gave all my candy to the first rich, white trick or treater.

I then told all the other kids that on average everyone got one piece.

[Skittles]

57. he learned the art of using his daughter from watching his father

[moondust]

59. A portion of "her" candy HANDOUTS

will go to the guards on duty outside her daddy's cell because unlike him they actually WORK for a living and therefore deserve it.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

60. Trumpism is taking all the candy away from the house-bound kid with cystic fibrosis to give to Chloe

[Fullduplexxx]

61. Or he can take it all and keep it .. never too late to learn about capitolism

Or trickle down ... Next give part of that to the lawmakers so they will write laws sheilding them from you , chloe. .y.. never too late to learn a gamed system

[Roland99]

62. Fucking douchebag

That poor kid having a walking dick as a dad

[dflprincess]

63. The responses are entertaining. nt

[Hangdog Slim]

64. Hey you fucking reptile

Or you could take 90 percent of all the candy in the country for 1 percent of the children and let the other 99 percent of the children struggle for the remaining 10 percent of the candy. See? Never too early to teach the precious darlings about capitalism, eh fuck face?

[tom_kelly]

65. Poor kid

She’s got the Trump “deer in the head lights look” that her uncle has.

[SCVDem]

66. A really normal father would have said

Chloe and I have decided to share her candy with someone who was sick and couldn't go out tonight.

Happy Halloween!

Instead he is a dick! Trump family values.

Fuck off!

[kerry-is-my-prez]

67. Using a child as a political pawn: reprehensible.

Poor kid. I would be pissed off as hell when I got older about this shit. My mother had my twin brother and I model and we were in the paper several times for that and things like Halloween costumes. It was embarrassing to me. I felt used and like a pawn. We were objects to be "shown off." My mother was sort of like a minor local celebrity and we got dragged into things.

[czarjak]

68. I'm going to remind you of Romans 3:23...

Never too late to school phony Christians. You know, like Daddie, and his minions.

[hamsterjill]

74. OMG!!! SHS will have another freaking fable to tell the press corp

I can hear it now.

“And the big, bad Liberal took all of Chloe’s candy.”