How Will Trump Screw Up This Asian Trip?.....

[global1]

What will he say or do that will make him and the U.S. look foolish? You know this is inevitable!!!!!

[Sneederbunk]

1. He starts by stepping on to the plane.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He'll reject the local cuisine and demand a well-done steak with ketchup

plus two scoops of ice cream and some beautiful chocolate cake for dessert. If he does try any Chinese food he'll wonder why he isn't being served chow mein, chop suey and fortune cookies, and he'll want to eat it with a fork.

[0rganism]

7. yep, demands for fortune cookies and forks

that seems right up his alley. plausible.

also maybe some complaints about the local golf courses, not recognizing foreign leaders, and coming up with mildly insulting mispronunciations of names.

[lagomorph777]

3. He'll say "Jyyna" about a hundred times.

And give every Asian leader a special, racist nickname.

[Runningdawg]

4. Ask for his sushi well done with a bottle of ketchup

[Drahthaardogs]

5. By being President

Eom

[get the red out]

6. Golf cart

He will have to have a golf cart if he is required to walk more than 10 steps.

[femmocrat]

8. I am actually dreading the news coverage.

We just know it will be a disaster. He's such an embarrassment and other countries laugh at us.

[area51]

9. Well, he could be like Bush the elder

and vomit in someone's lap.

[FSogol]

10. He'll find a reason to cut the trip short and come home.

That will piss off some foreign leader/ally/country, but I'm not sure why it would. Lucky break for them.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. I called it! (See post #2)

Trump's aides and former business colleagues have described the President as largely averse to extensive foreign travel, preferring instead to sleep in his own bed and negotiate with leaders on his on turf.
The person involved in the trip's planning said officials in each country on the trip have been warned that Trump is not comfortable with new cuisines and prefers familiar foods, like well-done steak and ice cream.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/01/politics/president-donald-trump-asia-trip/index.html

[spanone]

12. every way possible.