Drump said he could not understand why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down missiles..

[HipChick]

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[JHB]

1. Katanas may be top-tier swords, but...

...they're piss-poor anti-ballistic missile systems. Certain anime notwithstanding.

[MFM008]

2. This microdick head

Is on My TV for 3....2...............
Don't care what he's saying.

[Grassy Knoll]

3. ...And Cons Are Mad We Point Out Every Stupid Thing He Says...

...Hey Deplorable Ass Hats, This Shit Right Here.

[Snake Plissken]

4. Are we sure Trump didn't graduate from Trump University?

[VOX]

14. Yes! Magnum Cum Loudly.

Not many people know that.

[malaise]

5. You know he really is a

fucking idiot

[Yavin4]

6. Way to go Wharton.

You must be so proud.

[Ilsa]

10. They are very embarrassed by him. U of P students and faculty are

Largely upset that he ever mentions their university. I think they even had an online support group for students.

[BigmanPigman]

7. I heard that the Japanese have arranged a golf game with a

professional golfer since the moron likes to be challenged. I thought he only wins by cheating in plain view of the other golfers. I wonder if the other golfers will put some swords in their golf bags along with their nine irons.

[Kaleva]

8. He reminded them of the bushido Japan had back in Dec. of '41

[ProudLib72]

9. Ummm, because feudal Japan hasn't existed since the end of the Edo period?

You would think he could at least make a current slur about the Yakuza, with whom he has more in common.

[dflprincess]

11. At least he didn't ask why Godzilla didn't knock them out of the sky. nt

[sarcasmo]

12. Racist on every continent. What an embarrassment.

[VOX]

13. And English longbowmen never get any credit for winning the Battle of Britain in 1940.

Everyone knows they were knocking the Luftwaffe out of the sky with their armour-piercing arrows.