"North Korea is not the paradise your grandfather envisioned. It is a hell that no person deserves."

[captain queeg]

That's actually not a bad quote, I'm sure he didn't come up with it on his own. I think "envisioned" has 4 syllables?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41910167

[jberryhill]

1. It must be an interesting job writing his speeches

Yeah, good line.

With "envisioned", you do have to wonder whether the writer would have worried that he'd flub it. I'd have gone with "promised" or something like that.

[C_U_L8R]

2. He barely sputtered it off the teleprompter

Definite cognitive defects with this one