BREAKING NEWS: Robert Mueller takes five hour shower after having to interview Stephen Miller.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Details at Eleven.

[unblock]

1. er, no details. please. at eleven or any other time.

[pbmus]

2. Miller is the most dangerous person in the Big Cons

Entourage besides his family members

[longship]

3. "he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Seperated at birth:

[dalton99a]

5. .

[panfluteman]

20. That's It! Steven Miller is the Reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels!

Just look at their eyes!

[irisblue]

22. Yep, that guy

[PatrickforO]

26. Whoa! Goebbels' eyes are EXACTLY like Steven Miller's

Holy shit.

That's fricking scary. Fanaticism always is.

[paleotn]

28. You've got him. Dead to rights.

[Codeine]

29. Damn.

Just. . . damn.

[NastyRiffraff]

30. Wow. Look at the eyes

I don't believe in reincarnation, but seeing those two pics, it's tempting. They HAVE to be related.

[Tatiana]

31. My G-d... the eyes!

They look almost exactly alike.

[iscooterliberally]

6. uh-oh...the guy who would not be questioned got questioned. n/t

[Corvo Bianco]

10. Ain't that the truth! I forgot about that we must not question him.

[iscooterliberally]

7. Here's another one...

oh wait, that's the governor of Florida. Sorry!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. And if we're talking about old Trump buddies, here's a good one:

?itok=m35VJJX7

[iscooterliberally]

9. I had to look this one up. Yikes!! n/t

[irisblue]

23. Cohn has too much hair. Chin works though.

[BigmanPigman]

18. That is so funny

I just replied to another post and said that Miller reminded me of Nosferatu when I saw the movie again last week. He just needed the pointy ears and long fingers and they would be identical.

[smirkymonkey]

11. You should write for The Onion!

[BSdetect]

12. Only 5 hours?

[spanone]

13. and scrubbed himself down with Drāno

[magicarpet]

25. Scrub.... with Drano, gasoline, and a wire brush

Head to toe.

[SaschaHM]

15. Miller's dates (escorts) all probably have to take Silkwood showers after meeting him.

[spanone]

16. I'll never forget this statement from 'dead eyes' miller

[Pepsidog]

17. A face and personality even a mother would want to punch

Miller is a despicable human being who I have no doubt is capable of unspeakable actions if given the opportunity. You can hear his sick voice come out in many of Dotard’s speeches. A face and personality not even a mother can love. Lowlife

[Takket]

19. only 5 hours? Damn Mueller is a bad ass!

[Initech]

21. Still dirty!!!! The dirt's not coming off!!!!

[ailsagirl]

24. Only five hours??

[Bleacher Creature]

27. You win the internet for the day. Hands down. NT