It was Red carpet like you've never seen Red Carpet

[malaise]

First of all how the fuck would Groper Don the Con know that?

Secondly I just heard on CNN that he's so obsessed with red carpets that he used to fly around with his own. It's all form and no content for this Dotard.

[Irish_Dem]

1. He's such a damn idiot. nt

[underpants]

2. He craves attention from the rich and famous from Hollywood

I read that after the election. Everything he craved is suddenly gone. Haz sad.

[lame54]

3. The reality is...

He just stepped on his own tie

[malaise]

4. Choking with laughter

literally

[Brother Buzz]

5. Never leave home without your own red carpet

[malaise]

6. Too good

[MLAA]

7. Good one!