Trumpy Bear

[Alliepoo]

Holy cow I think I’m going to be sick. Just saw a commercial on TV Land for “Trumpy Bear” -a teddy bear that has hair and eyebrows like trump. It’s stuffed with a throw blanket that’s a replica of our flag. An older lady putting the blanket over her legs, a vet biker on his Harley with the bear riding in front of him, and a yuppie dude riding with it in his golf cart are the spokesjokes. I kept asking Mr. Alliepoo if the ad was a joke or a spoof. Sadly it wasn’t. Completely surreal. Holy cow. I guess I won’t be watching Andy Griffith any more. I can’t take seeing that commercial again.

[BarbaRosa]

1. Oh barf.

http://gettrumpybear.com/

[ProfessorGAC]

2. I Can't Get To The Remote Fast Enough...

...when that ridiculous spot airs!
Barf, indeed!

[Brother Buzz]

3. WooHoo, it even comes with a genuine certificate of authenticity!!!!!!

[spanone]

4. the added bonus....it reaches out and grabs her by the _______

[Irish_Dem]

10. Crap that scares me. Bad. nt

[Brother Buzz]

11. I scare myself just thinking about.....

the yahoos who actually buy this shit.

[Irish_Dem]

12. Right, that is even scarier than the actual bear. nt

[Yonnie3]

5. You forgot the looong tie in your description.

I considered purchasing one, but I'm not up on my Voodoo.

I think that there might be reasons to buy this over priced bear.

Hanging in effigy, burning at the stake, ....

[Vinca]

6. Those paws are too big to be Trump.

[GoneOffShore]

14. Perfect. I was about to comment that.

[SonofDonald]

7. I'm sure we'll find them in second hand stores someday

I'd like to make a tiny noose and drag one behind my truck and film it.

But there's zero way I'm going to pay for one right now, and after he's in jail it won't have the impact I want.

But that would be a hoot, except for the death threats and all.

[Motley13]

8. Great way to honor the flag

[Irish_Dem]

9. What is the functional age level of these people?

Like America is a giant day care setting.

[XRubicon]

13. Cozy Bear fits much better

or maybe APT29.