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11 Bravo

(24,333 posts)
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 03:34 PM Nov 2017

Does Beauregard Sessions recall getting his cherry popped?

Because that Keebler elf-looking little jerk-off sure as shit doesn't seem to remember anything else!

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Does Beauregard Sessions recall getting his cherry popped? (Original Post) 11 Bravo Nov 2017 OP
Probably not, but I'm sure that poor goat still does. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2017 #1
You really think that goat remembers that little prick? Thor_MN Nov 2017 #7
My unscientific analysis suggest that when questioned by men, he does not recall, but when flor-de-jasmim Nov 2017 #2
Also totally different response style, Ineeda Nov 2017 #4
Thats nice. cwydro Nov 2017 #3
It's rude Kolesar Nov 2017 #5
Ick is right. bettyellen Nov 2017 #6
The vet was giving the goat a shot and told him COLGATE4 Nov 2017 #8
As soon as it happens Soxfan58 Nov 2017 #9

flor-de-jasmim

(2,289 posts)
2. My unscientific analysis suggest that when questioned by men, he does not recall, but when
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 03:36 PM
Nov 2017

questioned by women, he simply cannot understand their questions!

Ineeda

(3,626 posts)
4. Also totally different response style,
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 03:51 PM
Nov 2017

whether male or female, when the questioner is (D) or (R). Watch as (R) questioners use a fawning style and he "eats up the clock" with (D's).

COLGATE4

(14,886 posts)
8. The vet was giving the goat a shot and told him
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 04:42 PM
Nov 2017

"A little prick and then you'll feel nothing". To which the goat replied "Just like Jeff Sessions".

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